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JohnSaveourSocks , in oldie but goodie

That man is hiding something… something sinister.

carbonprop , in Was in the city recently, so I got a few selfies.

Look at All those folds. No smooth brain here.

MostlyMute , in My younger days

You mean it’s an old pic of half of you?

ImplyingImplications , in ight

I’m not embarrassed

See here’s the thing. You should be.

BadRS ,

Embarrassment is gone, cringe is gone.

EdibleFriend , in what is he making?
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…well?

tox_solid ,
@tox_solid@lemmy.world avatar

It’s probably nothing.

LEDZeppelin , in muh nfts

Start calling him daddy

lowleveldata , in why?

…because screenwriters are racists?

Thedogspaw , in muh nfts

Your moms boyfriend is a wise man you should do whatever he says

Something_Complex ,

At least wiser then him

ImplyingImplications , in My younger days

Why is it always the sperm and never the egg?

thedarkfly ,

Because the man’s seed carries life while the women’s womb is literally dirt. /s

Nioxic ,

The egg is the container of nutrients. The “house” with a fridge of infinite food, etc

HKPiax , in real
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Big-dicked frog-man

bernieecclestoned ,

Zero testicles tho

riesendulli ,

Balls in the air, belly sleeper

youtu.be/cxhab3IMYm0

PipedLinkBot ,

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/cxhab3IMYm0

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

Lucidlethargy ,

Oh man, this one plus this comment got me. Absolutely ridiculous.

Shard ,

Or why Miss Piggy stuck around with Kermit for as long as she did

Nyanix , in How many extensions do you have installed on your Firefox?
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Extensions nom nom memory, so I use as few as possible and just use uBlock, Dark Reader, and Bitwarden

Nioxic ,

Ram is cheap! Get more ram?

Nyanix ,
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I’ve got 32gb, it’s not an active issue, just feels wasteful, especially when EVERYTHING is RAM-heavy anymore, with the rise of electron apps. I personally haven’t really needed any more though, this isn’t to bash those who decide that they want more extensions for one reason or another

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah why should programmers learn to code right

bernieecclestoned , in Was in the city recently, so I got a few selfies.

Top right is a sexy alien chipmunk

Dee ,
@Dee@lemmy.world avatar

I’m sorry, what?

paysrenttobirds ,

I was going to suggest they remove the frog.

sachasage , in “ChatGPT, rewrite the Bhagavad-Gita to the tune of Barbie Girl by Aqua”

Perfection

bernieecclestoned ,

Is now

Tigbitties , in muh nfts
@Tigbitties@kbin.social avatar

Was he trying to rename it?

pjhenry1216 ,

Trying to change ownership and permissions probably.

herrvogel ,

I chowned yo mama’s pussy last night

masterofn001 , (edited )

Sent lovingly from termux.

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/e37296cf-ee1a-4954-8bbd-d51224157793.png

rebelsimile ,

Root access

EdibleFriend , (edited )
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He wanted to run it as administrator.

bernieecclestoned ,

Open with

notsofunnycomment ,

Probably unzip.

gon , in muh nfts
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I approve of this post (it is very funny).

dopeshark ,
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The post has been approved (it is really funny tho)

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