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crossal , in Retriever
@crossal@lemmy.world avatar

Really bad

twotone ,

c/lemmyshitposts seems to be the Lemmy meme version of Reddit’s r/funny

Transform2942 ,

You can tell this comm prioritizes high quality by the word “shit” in the name

Johanno , in yeeah we back

Shego is just hot and smart!

Spur4383 , in Assume the position

It’s this shit post?

BustinJiber , in Haj is love. Haj is life

Is this about the shark pushing grandpa from Windwaker?

DaCrazyJamez , in Assume the position

Well, since this is for lemmy, you need to wait three days to use it…

Valmond , in Fps chess

Oh the ol’ discovery attack.

Viking_Hippie , in Retriever

🎵Another face and dog on my mind! I’m a retriever I could catch Frisbees if I tried!🎵

MargotRobbie , in Maybe it'll happen one day
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Here’s a Lemmy Silver!

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/9a4bc5da-4de2-41f2-95f7-9e8592ee69d5.jpeg

MJRul3s ,

Ahem…Fuck off…ahem.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

So shiny!

Gradually_Adjusting , in Yeah but nah but yeah
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Giving complements feels better than getting them.

Jay ,

Not for me. Both are bad.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Impressive!

Jay ,

I can’t handle that.

I_Love_Muslims , in And now Bezos is trying to insert ads everywhere

If it’s free, you’re the product

butter ,

Unless you pirate.

Or buy it in a one time payment.

In fact, you’re pretty much the product in every one of these examples, even if you pay

wer2 ,

But also when you pay, you can still be a product.

hoi_polloi ,

We used to pay a one time fee for software and we paid for big updates. I miss those days

dylanTheDeveloper , in Title
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Capitalism has fallen, billions must now huff poop from a bag

EnterOne , in Yeah but nah but yeah

Do I hate the answer-my-own-question format of explaining things? Passionately

dingus , in Any hairs movement feels like a bugs on you, it’s ever more common when you’re hairy

The problem is that very occasionally there actually IS a bug on you.

One time I thought my arm was just itchy until I looked down and it had like a 2.5 inch long cockroach on it.

Yes I freaked the fuck out.

TheGoldenGod OP ,
@TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world avatar

Aghhh… you’ve reminded me of the time I was in a room sleeping, but felt the sensation I was being watched, so I turned on the lamp next to my bed and a large pregnant insect crawled out of the bathroom in Palm Springs. I freaked out as it’s butt was full of what appeared to be a ridiculously bulbous egg sack.

I less than bravely called my sister in and instead of bothering to identify it, she grabbed a shoe and swiftly crushed it. It was a huge mess as the squish shot a juicy egg sack out on the floor. That night was my birthday lol.

akatsukilevi , in Maybe it'll happen one day
@akatsukilevi@kbin.social avatar

here's one billion dollars

EvilTwin , in goodidea

Hakuna Ma-vodka

It means no memories

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