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Damage , in Some people crave the flat

Don’t move. An Italian F-35 is approaching your location.

pimento64 ,

Yeah, an Italian F-35: the plane wouldn’t be able to take off even if the pilot was there instead of being an hour and 40 minutes late at a café

DLSchichtl , in The intrusive thoughts would win

I’ve seen enough porn to take this meme in an entirely different direction 😬

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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Oh god, time to go browse some wholesome communities as a palate cleanser.

redballooon ,

Huh? Is there another direction that this post could point thoughts towards?

DLSchichtl ,

Stay pure, butterfly

redballooon ,

I meant another direction than the porn interpretation…

DLSchichtl ,

Okay, then you and I are on the same page.

T3rr4T3rr0r , in Superboy, no!
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Context?

Viking_Hippie ,

Superboy is about to fuck a goat.

T3rr4T3rr0r ,
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Ok but why?

Viking_Hippie ,

Lack of inhibitions? 🤷

GCostanzaStepOnMe ,

Sodomy

dingleberry , in Horseshoe Theory of Breakfast Meals

Coke fiend

That explains a lot.

cypherpunks , in Rate this battlestation set up in the backroom of my house
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0/10, this is feng shui 101

ivanafterall , in The intrusive thoughts would win
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It doesn't live up to the hype.

Oha , in Rate this battlestation set up in the backroom of my house

10/10

ModsAreCopsACAB , in Rate this battlestation set up in the backroom of my house

Real question, how many m² is your property?

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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It’s the strangest thing. Every time I try to measure it, it’s changed.

morrowind , in I love Ryan Gosling
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real

JoMiran , in A luxurious treat
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Proof that there’s no God.

NegativeLookBehind , in A luxurious treat
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Thank god it’s caffeine free

Touching_Grass , in A luxurious treat

Only 1 pickle?

moosetwin , in The intrusive thoughts would win
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they add chemicals so that it tastes nasty (don’t ask how I know)

Godric ,

Mmmmm, spiced!

DragonTypeWyvern ,

I saw a comment once about someone thinking bananas were spicy until they brought it up to a friend and found out, no, they’re just allergic to bananas.

FlyingSquid , in A luxurious treat
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Apparently this is a big thing in certain parts of the Southern U.S. I would not volunteer to eat one.

Son_of_dad , in I'm 46. Should I be amused or depressed?

Jesus, all that smoking and drinking whiskey at 12 really ages you

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