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ShitOnABrick , (edited ) in Oh no...
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

ONE MAN ONE JAR RAMMMMM RANNCH

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a73de79b-ceb6-4b90-be64-7910dda94085.jpeg

uyuu , in you are at home with your wife and daughter and this guy comes in -- what do you do?

Team up

buru5 OP ,
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o_o

doctorcrimson , in A controversial tier list

7Up for my homies who can’t have any caffeine, though, solid A-B tier.

IverCoder , in Oh no...

The Man-jar-o Linux distribution…

SeaJ , in Don't forget to tip

So he’s burdened by kindness and love?

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

Blindness wand love

XTornado ,

bland love*

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT ,

Yeah that’ll happen if you use it too much

v3x ,

Indness Nd Love*

ZombiFrancis , (edited )

Holds a landlord back from being their best selves.

Fisch ,
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Yes, he could have trippled rent prices but he only doubled them because of his kindness and love towards his tenants 🥰

jcdenton , in Don't forget to tip
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So true

jcdenton , in A controversial tier list
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NOT A MUG MOMENT

shatteredsword , (edited ) in Let's move this along, future boy

Apple watch owners making up stories to justify their purchase (this is a joke)

Polar ,

How to make people envious of your amazing Apple product: tell them it wouldn’t work and caused an inconvenience for everyone.

ezchili ,

they just like me fr

anarchy79 ,
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Then everyone clapped?

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

But if I don’t hold up everyone they wouldn’t even pay attention to my new watch!

AWittyUsername , in Milk

Dasher?

Million ,

DoorDash food delivery guy

Sneptaur OP ,
@Sneptaur@pawb.social avatar

DoorDash delivery driver

fne8w2ah , in Milk

MonkderZweite , in I could totally do that if I wanted...

…is this coffee?

XTornado ,

Not in my book, and I don’t even write books.

jcdenton , in Milk
@jcdenton@lemy.lol avatar

Good convo

thegreatgarbo , in I asked Microsoft's image creator to create "Godzilla in a 512k Mac game" and while this is not what I asked for, I can't help but be impressed.

Someone create a cowboy Godzilla on horseback herding cattle?

Murais , in 140,000 calories per glass
@Murais@lemmy.one avatar

Oh, good.

Finally-- a keto-friendly beer!

Kolanaki , in Let's move this along, future boy
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OP’s a 21st century digital boy,

He can’t get through the line,

With his futuristic toys.

m3t00 OP ,
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well that is at least a 4 yo joke. know a few apple types that would have the manager make it work with their expensive watch just because. Gpay which works now mostly, didn’t work half the time either. I still keep plastic handy. Target now has self-serve reversible checkouts which mostly don’t work. gl getting these to take cash. I couldn’t get this one to scan 3 items. call attendant, yeah I just left items there and walked out. love/hate tech. gl to future boy https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c2e9291c-d173-4399-a678-61ed16bb589c.png

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