There have been multiple accounts created with the sole purpose of posting advertisement posts or replies containing unsolicited advertising.

Accounts which solely post advertisements, or persistently post them may be terminated.

lemmyshitpost

This magazine is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

BugKilla , in Horror Sign
@BugKilla@lemmy.world avatar

I was in a large open plan office a decade ago with a density clearly higher than the 3 cubicles in the toilet facilities could handle. Somebody with little regard for basic human decency, murdered the shit fairy and their family in two of the 3 cubicles. Words cannot describe the scene that greeted a prospective cubicle user. Imagine 300kg black forest gateaux with pieces of corn distributed throughout being put through a wood chipper. It was quite frankly both terrifyingly grotesque and strangely skillful. I called property services who to their credit promptly sent up somebody to investigate. I saw them enter, loudly say “Fuck their mother in the arse!” and leave dry heaving into their cleaning cart. Photos were taken and emailed around to all male employees stating that the “…rancid fecal matter will be genetically tested to determine age, race and dietary preference of the individual involved!!!” Total bullshit of course, funny as hell though. We had our suspects but nobody fess’d up. I faked having a colostomy bag after that just so I could use the ambulant toilets. But that’s a story for another time.

ZILtoid1991 , in 7% ABV

Just get your partner to wash their ass! It’s also recommended to get an enema. Well, unless you’re into that kind of thing, just make sure you’re not immunocompromised.

mojofrododojo , in Horror Sign

You have never cleaned bathrooms if you wonder about the source of this sign.

Typotyper , (edited )

I cleaned them for 2 years in the mids 80s. (Restaurant across from a mall in a big city) I never saw shit outside of the bowl.

Women’s was always way better worse than the men’s.

figjam ,

Women’s was always way better worse than the men’s.

Is it because they hover instead of sitting or is it because every trip is a sit down trip?

Typotyper ,

Sorry. Typo. Women’s was worse than men’s.

As a kid I had no clue. As an adult still have no clue.

P4ulin_Kbana ,

Let’s just leave the question unanswered.

MehBlah ,

You have never worked in a public building if you wonder about the source of this sign.

ChillPenguin ,

I worked at a grocery store growing up. One time I had to throw away my shoes when I got home.

azalty , in 7% ABV
@azalty@jlai.lu avatar

Me wondering why and how can people taste an iPhone app file (.ipa)

Yes, 🤓

Aurenkin , in Facebook

That’s rude, how is Facebook supposed to still be a book if you don’t allow them to print?

hungryphrog , in Horror Sign

I think I don’t want to know

mojofrododojo , in Inflation?

Whether it’s meat or rents - yep, fuckers gouging their customers because the opportunity presented itself.

dragnucs , in que

do you have mice ham?

somtwo , in Inflation?

Yes.

radicalautonomy , in Now the party has started
@radicalautonomy@lemmy.world avatar

Nuken in de Keuken Club.

perishthethought , in Stay away, you might fall off the edge of the flow of time

Oh no. Sorry. I didn’t think of it that way.

SandbagTiara2816 , in 7% ABV

Sometimes I want something bitter. If I want hot and bitter, I’ll drink coffee. If I want cold and bitter, I’ll have an IPA. I also like dark chocolate. Must just be something about bitterness that I enjoy.

Skullgrid ,
@Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

beer is bitter. IPAs are sour.

I love beer. Fuck IPAs

dadarobot ,
@dadarobot@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Yeah the thing that made ipas make sense to me was imagining drinking grapefruit juice.

niktemadur , in Now the party has started

Lemme see some fission on the dance floor!
DJ Fatman
MC Little Boy

sunbrrnslapper , in Horror Sign

This never gets old.

Paradachshund , in Thanks to science, men can now locate the clitoris with micrometer accuracy.

This joke has always confused the hell out of me. My very first time I had no trouble finding it. It’s very easy to find. It’s literally the part that sticks out and is the first thing you get to usually.

callouscomic ,

Partly the joke is that men are selfish and don’t care about the woman’s satisfaction during sex. They can’t find it cause they aren’t looking for it and/or don’t want to.

arin ,

Bruh the girl I’m dating can’t find her own clit sometimes because her clit is invisible and doesn’t have a bump until she’s really REALLY excited (mid sex) kinda funny when she told me haha

Wizard_Pope ,
@Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world avatar

Well mine doesn’t either. And she does not even try to find it herself.

shalafi ,

We teenage boys debated the mythical clitoris and it’s location, and we all had differing opinions. (This was long before the internet, OK?)

I actually found the G-spot before the clitoris. Didn’t know it was a thing back then, but damn, it’s an obvious hot spot.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • •
  • [email protected]
  • random
  • lifeLocal
  • goranko
  • All magazines
    •