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rockSlayer , in Call an expert

It’s gone to the void, it especially likes small important things and socks

name_NULL111653 ,

I have compression socks labeled for right and left. 4 pairs. Now I still have 4 pairs, but one pair has two right socks…

Sabata11792 ,
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I'm just afraid of it reappearing one day loose in my case, flirting with the PSU.

uis ,
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Sabata11792 ,
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Not yet, but you're giving me flashbacks to the Diablotech that ate hard drives.

PixeIOrange , in reminder

I am in this picture and i like it.

ColeSloth , in Weather app asking for permission to manage calls

Calculator camera permissions are so you can take a picture of a mathvproblem and it will do it for you.

Phone call management is to allow phone calls to be recognized by the apk so it will do things like stopping video and muting its sound so the phone call can have priority over other things.

Cosmonaut_Collin , in I'm a sucker for big tree
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Too bad Elden Ring has a big tree off center.

Nythos ,

Best believe that’s why I set it on fire

circuitfarmer , in Extreme Grandpa
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At the very beginning I thought it was James May and was surprised he had a beard. But then when he started moving so fast, I realized it wasn’t him.

BobbyNevada , in Also, the doors actually open.

They should have called it the "General Sherman “, have the city skyline as the grill, with flames coming out on both sides.

FlyingSquid , in 🦄🐋🥓🕛
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Pyroglyph ,
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Jilohertz gang rise up

tobbue , in Microsoft paid $13B for this tech

Ask if it wants to hear the best joke in the world. Then tell it: “Der Mann, zwei Pandas, plitsch platsch, dreizehn, Sand, Augen zu bumm!”

It will die of laughter.

superbirra , in Microsoft paid $13B for this tech

it’s meta and some assembly is required: the meme is the broken response so you can screenshot it and post on lemmy

EvokerKing ,

The response isn’t even broken. It’s not finished. It gives responses in markdown, same as Lemmy. That is the syntax for a picture embed, it’s just still typing the rest and it doesn’t show it until it’s finished typing.

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

I analyzed it in another comment: the header says the image is 300x300px 8-bit RGBA but the data is invalid. Most viewers will notice that and show an error.

However, the syntax it used for embedding images is valid, as data:image/png;base64, is the start of a valid image URL and you can use it like other image URLs in supported Markdown interpretors.

Example, using the 103-byte Google Maps’ sea tiles, and a 178-byte GIF:


<span style="color:#323232;">![Google Maps sea map tile](data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAQAAAAEAAQMAAABmvDolAAAAA1BMVEW10NBjBBbqAAAAH0lEQVRoge3BAQ0AAADCoPdPbQ43oAAAAAAAAAAAvg0hAAABmmDh1QAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">![wink.gif](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhDwAVAKIEAAAAAP//AP//3v///wAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACH/C05FVFNDQVBFMi4wAwEAAAAh+QQFlgAEACwAAAAADwAVAAADSUiq0L2QtEDpg6Bqu/LeAGN5wVRKlVmS6qe17hiDHvlyNciho5N2sxDGtoIMBgyH8Kg4IiMEZ1NKlUarSOdTe81arZHvE3olJAAAIfkEBR4ABAAsCAAEAAQABQAAAwYIGtz+ASQAOw==)
</span>

renders as

Google Maps sea map tile wink.gif

Works in the default web interface

DosDude , in Extreme Grandpa
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I need the link to his YouTube channel. That guy seems to be living his best life.

reflex , in Buon giorno
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MacNCheezus OP ,
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Gorr-LAH-mee

IWantToFuckSpez ,
hessenjunge , in How I cannot be worry??

This is how to drive other people, especially coworkers, insane. That’s all that is.

stinerman , in When you let boomers run social media accounts
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May be better suited to lemmynsfw.

cmgvd3lw ,

Cmon its all and everywhere… nothing mstters in fediverse

vegantomato , in It's a vibe
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You will never be an anime girl.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Madness

vegantomato ,
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Bro, just work on yourself and you will be more fulfilled than trying to become the object of your desires.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Unsolicited advice? On a Friday?

vegantomato ,
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Yes, I’m shameless like that.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Madness!

Allero ,

I’m a femboy and I’m pretty damn satisfied with myself :D

Had amazing lovely girlfriends who supported this and shared and bought some cute clothes (oh, the excitement, thrill and adrenaline of going to the store together!), and will have more. At the time, perfectly enjoying myself.

One doesn’t hurt the other :P

Reddfugee42 ,

Not with that attitude

0x4E4F , in Hello
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By gay you mean happy, right?.. RIGHT?!?

zaphod ,

Whatever makes you happy.

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