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altima_neo , in Goals.
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Isn’t that “Boner Robin”?

ObviouslyNotBanana , in Shitty situation
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I feel personally attacked

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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I’m getting tired of the TV narrating my life

GrammatonCleric , in Goals.
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Francis Dolarhyde, is that you?

ryannathans , in art

Giant mushroom cock getting jerked off

holycrap , in art

Someone taking a big bite of the top of an ice cream cone

greenteadrinker , in Jragon

My favorite version of this joke was seeing NakeyJakey spell Drew as Jrew as a gag, which makes Anjrew a valid spelling too

glibg10b ,

Kill the Drews

klemptor , in Breakfast in America

Could we have kippers for breakfast, Mummy dear, Mummy dear?

nieceandtows , in Breakfast in America

Needs more straight lines

Franzia , in When you fall asleep but no you actually have to pee

This is mt favorite version of the meme. Good job OP. This is exactly what it feels like, getting out of the coffin, lol.

smuuthbrane , in Subscribe for more Treat Tips
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I’d rather see the real version of Kinder eggs, a nice hard boiled egg inside a creamy chocolate shell. Mmmmm. No plastic junk, just 100% snacking goodness.

GeneralEmergency , in A challenge that most of you will find pretty easy.

Don’t do my boy yamcha like that

dalekcaan ,

Idk, he did get cucked by possibly the most toxic man in the known universe

lowleveldata , in A challenge that most of you will find pretty easy.

One of those are different from the others

MonkderZweite , in Next level

Step 5: indian guy explaining code in a youtube video.Which weirdly connects to step 1.

BoxOfFeet , in When you fall asleep but no you actually have to pee

I just had kidney stone removal surgery yesterday. The kind with a scope. That’s my life right now, sleeping or awake.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Man that sucks, hope that fucker gives you no more trouble

BoxOfFeet ,

Yeah, thanks. Looking forward to not feeling like I’m peeing out razorblades.

KnightontheSun ,

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    BoxOfFeet ,

    Mine is 5mm. They told me I had a good chance of passing it. So for weeks, they had me on a double dose of Flomax with some big ibuprofen. Nothing. Follow up CT scan said it hardly moved. They’re going in. They went in. He got far enough in to see it, but couldn’t get to it. I guess in younger men, things are pretty narrow in that vicinity. So, they put a stent in to dilate it larger and I have to go back. But now, it really, really hurts to pee and I have crazy bladder urgency. So I’m in the bathroom frequently for like, a tablespoon or so of fluid. Them just going up there with a scope really did a number on me. It sucks so hard. I really, really hope you just pass yours normally. Good luck to you!

    midori ,

    Wishing you a swift recovery, friend.

    BoxOfFeet ,

    Thank you!

    Kaliax , in Seven Corndogs

    Just put them in your mouth.

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