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I_Fart_Glitter , in Wonderful new tech

I have to assume everything at my job has at least a little bit of poop on it. I’ve gotten incredibly good at using light switches and lever style door handles with my feet, but only when no one is looking.

JohnDClay , in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

I’ve never seen it, but definitely picked up the reference from cultural osmosis.

Rune_Walsh , in 🎵that's life🎵

Teaching is the same. Everyone inside of a school is miserable.

InLikeClint , in Me IRL
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I thought I hated pork chops my whole life until I met my wife.

JustMy2c ,

Is she miss piggy?

InLikeClint ,
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Lol. Wow, I worded that terribly. Growing up, my mom butchered meals she cooked us. This included pork chops that were always overcooked. My wife is a badass cook. So she cooked pork chops and it turns out I like them.

0x4E4F OP ,
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No, you worded it correctly, but the interpretations have changed from back in the day.

JustMy2c ,

The internet is always on the lookout for a possible pun… :)

RIP_Cheems , in 🎵that's life🎵
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I’m starting to feel this.

PeriodicallyPedantic , in Spice up your breakfast

Delete this or I’ll make you eat them

crazybrain , in Spice up your breakfast
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I didn’t realise anything was wrong until I read the comments.

desmosthenes , in Spice up your breakfast
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proper shitpost

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Thanks. I do my best.

Zeon , in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

Did anyone else think it was a weird smilely thing at first?

originalucifer , in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?
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awesome

Toneswirly , in 🎵that's life🎵

Yeaaaah… that feeling never really goes away.

Honytawk , in Uncanny

She shouldn’t be calling herself a ho though.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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What do you suggest instead, Idaescort perhaps? Idacourtesan? Idaprostitute? Idaworkinggirl?

IndiBrony ,
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Yeah but she’s not a ho, she da ho!

Viking_Hippie ,

She isn’t. The state was named by her bitter ex.

dangblingus , in 🌈 📚 Reading Rainbow 📚🌈

Truly a shitposting god to upload a webp.

Zuberi ,
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https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/e314b8db-3468-47b3-80e5-c1b1e0705061.png

Cowbee , in 🎵that's life🎵
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It’s not just school!

BreadstickNinja ,

Just wait until you meet “work”! No summer break, and if you skip you get fired and wind up starving and homeless.

z500 , in You call it a liminal space. I call it a space I've had nightmares about.
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Attack on Big Boy

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