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SatansMaggotyCumFart , in Day Eight Are Dogs

They’re eating pussy too.

TokenBoomer OP ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f0bbfa8d-167d-4dc8-9c9b-74b9c2350a9f.gif

Veedem , in It's true, I really do have concepts of a plan. Beyond that..?
@Veedem@lemmy.world avatar

I love how fast this is happening.

distantsounds , in It's true, I really do have concepts of a plan. Beyond that..?

He writes the headline and weaves backward /joke

Clinicallydepressedpoochie , (edited )

trump has lived his entire life on easy mode. It’s real easy to debate when you just get to make shit up.

CMDR_Horn , in It's true, I really do have concepts of a plan. Beyond that..?

I have 11% of a plan

toiletobserver ,

youtu.be/XC8qrH3Zwog?si=hK4RnsAWSP0WkrKZ

Olgratin_Magmatoe , in It's true, I really do have concepts of a plan. Beyond that..?

He may as well have a neon sign saying “I’m not fit”, yet dumb motherfuckers will still vote for him.

WhatDoWeHaveEre ,

He IS the giant neon sign!

someguy3 , in It's true, I really do have concepts of a plan. Beyond that..?

“Working on it for 9 years. Concepts are coming together nicely.”

GladiusB ,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

Why hasn’t he had one? He’s been there. Why isn’t it done? Huh?

Let’s ask him what he asks her. Like every day.

Mouselemming ,

President for 4 years, shadow president for another 4 years, where’s the plan?

You crave world domination, you don’t even have a Mini-Me yet!

Forester , in I can't wait
@Forester@yiffit.net avatar

We have real good people working on it. The biggest they are Giants. No dwarfs allowed.

thevoidzero , in I can't wait

Hey this solution seems to work but it’s not perfect; I don’t know how we can improve it, and nothing to replace it with, but let’s take it down asap.

EleventhHour OP ,
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

Also, it’s all your fault!

EvilBit ,

My dishwasher started leaking so I lit it on fire.

InternetCitizen2 ,

Well… Did it stop?

EvilBit ,

Yup! Lost the house but I’m batting 1.000 for dishwasher problem solving.

makingStuffForFun , in It's true, I really do have concepts of a plan. Beyond that..?
@makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml avatar

Did he actually say that?!

flicker ,

Yes. Yes he did.

Sweetpeaches69 OP ,

Yes, when asked about why he still doesn’t have a plan on how to replace ObamaCare.

Sweetpeaches69 OP , in It's true, I really do have concepts of a plan. Beyond that..?

Well folks, if the dementia was ever in question, there’s our answer. Anyway, I’m gonna go eat a dog in Springfield; anyone in?

Postmortal_Pop ,

I’ll call the illegal transgender aliens, we’ll make it a party.

snausagesinablanket , (edited )
@snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world avatar

Only of you cook it with a Jewish space laser.

werefreeatlast ,

You can probably see ruzzians in your backyard! Or Canada or just your backyard. Whatever Sarah Plain Stupid said. Last name stupid, surname Plain first name what was the question ⁉️ department of education!

I was hoping at least to not know much about the debate until tomorrow. But I’m glad everyone puked a little with whatever that fuck said tonight.

EleventhHour , in It's true, I really do have concepts of a plan. Beyond that..?
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

“But you’ve had 9 yea—“

“I have concepts!”

proper , in It's true, I really do have concepts of a plan. Beyond that..?
@proper@lemmy.world avatar

yeah project 202cough cough i mean… stuff

protist , in It's true, I really do have concepts of a plan. Beyond that..?

I’m not a plan, you’re a plan!

chemical_cutthroat , in It's true, I really do have concepts of a plan. Beyond that..?
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

When he said this I shot Diet Dr. Pepper out of my nose. It was such a D&D line.

Leader: Were gonna take down the goblin camp and free the hostages while looting all of the treasure and drinking all their ale.

Party: So, you have a plan?

Leader: I have concepts of a plan.

Sweetpeaches69 OP ,

Lmao, literally a DnD line. Pretty sure I heard the same line in my girlfriend’s last DnD session.

Rhaedas ,

Me? I’m a planner. You know? I make plans.

You’ve already made the plan, so what value do you have now?

If, uh, the plan fails… the existing plan… I make a new plan.

So you make plans that fail.

Clinicallydepressedpoochie , (edited ) in It's true, I really do have concepts of a plan. Beyond that..?

HEY! Concepts of a plan is the name of my plan to provide Healthcare for all Americans! Point for point trump stole my plan!

Let’s see. My plan will cost less. My plan will do more. This mother fucker stole my entire plan!

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