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Bishma , in I'd like to thank my supporters...
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I’m normally an inbox-zero kind of person, because unaddressed notifications are super stressful for me. But I haven’t used gmail for anything but spam in a several years so this prompted me to go have a look:

3,958 in my inbox - and instead of stress, I love it. Over 1300 of those are because I, apparently, never deleted my xenophobia.com nextdoor account.

ickplant OP ,
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xenophobia.com lol, that’s so true though. On mine there is a lady who posts about 100 times per day, so she clearly doesn’t have a job. And she is obsessed with thinking there are gunshots. We live in a super safe suburban neighborhood. There are no gunshots. It’s hilarious.

tacosanonymous ,

It’s me. I clap some 2x4s together occasionally, to keep her on her toes.

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass ,
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Doin’ the Lord’s work.

Bishma ,
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I stopped visiting very shortly after it opened up because every post was stuff like you said:

  • "Where those gunshots?"
    • No it was the prick 2 blocks over that lights off fireworks all year long or the train yard that’s about a mile from here.
  • "Tall man in hoodie walks down street! Who has photos?"
    • I might. I’m tall, usually wear a hoodie, and am able to walk.
  • "Thieves walk among us! I left a bowl of walnuts on my porch overnight and now they’re gone!!!"
    • That explains the squirrel sitting on my fence patting its belly.

I used to think I just had extra shitty neighbors, but I’ve heard similar from a lot of people.

Korne127 ,
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Maybe it’s not that the neighbours are awful but that the subset of neighbours that use this kind of app is mostly awful.

ickplant OP ,
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We did have a hilarious troll who would rage about people taking a shit in their mailbox. Or maybe someone really kept shitting in their mailbox. Either was it was an entertaining read.

RVGamer06 , in Nice

Nice

blackluster117 , in Nice
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https://possumpat.io/pictrs/image/6b0842e2-2a5e-4b94-85c6-d2c0c1f5361e.jpeg

empireOfLove2 , in Tis is more of a reaction image than a shitpost
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!reactionmemes

TwoBeeSan , in Stay motivated

Thx bb. Will continue to shitpost to hearts content. Someone has to read it which means I’ve already won.

Like those billboards that say does advertising work? JUST DID

random_character_a , in Nice
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This is why we can’t have nice things.

pewpew , in m'culture
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The best part is that whoever edited this boomer meme decided to go with it instead of making fun of it

MentalEdge , in Stay motivated
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Don’t worry, I will never stop posting anime girls

ieatpwns , in Who needs beams when you have arches?

Sir these are peanuts

finitebanjo , in Nice

HOLD UP

2024 -> 4202

ITS 420, TOO

JusticeForPorygon , in Stay motivated
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The only time I get down voted is when taking about the definition of a burger or my thoughts on Mojang.

TheFriendlyDickhead ,

What is your definition of a burger?

JusticeForPorygon ,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

Ground meat formed into a patty

MelodiousFunk ,

Nobody else has stepped up so far, so I guess I’ll downvote you to keep the streak going.

I got no horse in this race but if I can help someone feel better during the course of the day, it’s been a good day.

TheFriendlyDickhead ,

Fuck you!

the_of_and_a_to , in Who needs beams when you have arches?

Stop AI posting

Alteon , in Stay motivated

Hey! It’s me! The CIA!

UnderpantsWeevil ,
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You’re the problem. It’s you.

spacecadet ,

Prove it, give me your social security number

simplejack ,
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1

Asafum ,

Username checks out

jballs , in Oh no, not again
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I was thinking about this movie yesterday in a thread talking about Beethoven. But I didn’t bring it up, because I figured it was too traumatic for most people.

random_character_a , in Make this thread look like it's your first day on the internet
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Badger badger badger mushroom mushroom

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