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Flummoxed , in High Beam

Dear God, I hate this so much. Please give me a way to make these motherfuckers feel just a percentage of the kniving pain they unknowingly stab me with… May they understand why they must change their ways.

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

When I was younger I’d always make sure to toss a beer can straight at the windshields of those jerkasses. Always had plenty rolling around in the foot wells. Might just have to start doing that again as long as automakers keep shipping out cars with the head of Helios shoved into where the headlamps are supposed to be

ravhall ,

Drunk driver complains headlights from oncoming traffic are too bright.

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

“Dr*nk driver” is a slur, we prefer “driver who drinks.” And it’s only a couple beers to get the shakes down before I get on the road and a couple of road beers as needed if they come back

wander1236 ,
@wander1236@sh.itjust.works avatar

The problem I’ve been running into is that a lot of new cars just have insanely dazzling LED low beams. Even in a medium height car with a sedan coming at me, it’s awful.

I’ve seen a few cars where the low beams are warm white and the high beams go cool white, but that seems pretty rare, since car makers have been trying to associate “blue LED” with luxury.

SonicBlue03 , in High Beam

The eyes would be better shaded if the hands were in a ten and two position.

TachyonTele , in High Beam

Hi Beam, I’m Dad.

AFC1886VCC , in WW2

Allied powers:

UK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

USA 🇱🇷

USSR 🇷🇺

Angelo 🗿

China 🇨🇳

France 🇹🇩

yetAnotherUser ,

did… did you piss on the flag of France

lustyargonian , in Bread

Y’all don’t just throw the bag in the refrigerator?

flerp , in Bread

I’m lawful neutral until the clip breaks, which it always does, and then I go chaotic neutral.

empireOfLove2 , in I heard were doing Beam now?
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

that’s not a shit post, the post appears quite solid to me

Harvey656 ,

Is your shit not solid?

penquin , in I heard were doing Beam now?

Biiiiig huuuuug

Ostrichgrif , in I heard were doing Beam now?

Love some beamng, keep it coming!

NegativeLookBehind , in Bread
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

Chaotic neutral is the one true answer because it requires no secondary sealing device (clip, twist tie, rubber band, etc). It also allows you to open the bag with one hand.

OpenStars , in Boneless
@OpenStars@discuss.online avatar

De-boned… for your pleasure.

SonicBlue03 ,

By someone who has the title of Baby Boner

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@discuss.online avatar

T-t-that’s de-boner, (like) there’s a difference you know!

Edit: something something something, we’ll just call them a “pedo” for short:-).

Fedizen , in Crossover we've been waiting for..

I would watch this show but it needs some kind of overarching plot where at the beginning of the episode he’s in a space ship that pulls up to each world and he gets beamed down or something.

c0smokram3r , in I AM BENDER. PLEASE INSERT ~~GIRDER~~ BEAM.
@c0smokram3r@midwest.social avatar

Bite my shiny metal ass!

CaptainEffort ,

I’m 50% shiny metal!

SnotFlickerman OP ,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

…and 40% dolemite!

postnataldrip , in I heard were doing Beam now?

I give it a solid 5/7

CaptainBasculin , in Boneless

If olive oil is made out of olives, what do these monsters do to make baby oil?

OhStopYellingAtMe ,
@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world avatar

Extra virgin baby oil

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