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hubobes , in Regain Control in my ass

Ms. Jackson in my ass…

FarFarAway , in Regain Control in my ass

Jingle bells in my ass

Spoilt , in Regain Control in my ass

Pumped up kicks

5714 , in Big af but sideways

I mean the question is kind of virgin as well.

“…in bed” Is it the 1950s or something? Don’t they have developed all these euphemisms like dick and wiener et cetera?

eran_morad , in Billboard

Guys. Maybe Peter North is jesus?

JoMiran , in Billboard
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https://preview.redd.it/the-many-paintings-of-jesus-created-with-midjourney-ai-v0-74i2c4zup12b1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=229c2a12e0ec82f00a369d5724495f61fb87f265

wolfpack86 , in Is "disk" just a different spelling of "disc" or are they actually different words?

Disk but with a soft k, like in kif

BluesF , in Regain Control in my ass

The games people play in my ass

Tja , in Billboard

Jesús likes to party! Bien por ti.

lowleveldata , in RIP

You can still give them a heroic death in the narration

FlyingSquid OP , (edited )
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Or an amusing one.

Way back in high school, we had a massive Mage campaign. Someone brought their asshole boyfriend who was a dick from the beginning by insisting that no, he wouldn’t play a mage. This was World of Darkness and he was going to be a vampire. And he kept being a dick for a few more sessions. Then they broke up, so the DM had his character sucked into an air vent and mushed into a pulp by the razor sharp extraction fans while we were walking down a corridor. And we all moved on like it never happened.

jawa21 , in Bread
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This image is fairly old, and I have disagreed with it from the get go. Chaotic evil is tying as many knots as possible, forcing one to cut the bag open.

Delta_V ,

After licking every slice.

Aielman15 , in RIP
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Jokes on you, my Undead Warlock was already dead to begin with.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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If you’re an undead necromancer, can you re-animate yourself?

Aielman15 ,
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There are no mechanics for that, but my DM so cool that he would’ve allowed it :D

candyman337 , in RIP

Scheduling issues usually becomes an NPC in my group lol

Metju , in Regain Control in my ass

Violence No Matter What (in my ass)

EVERGREEN , in Regain Control in my ass

The Kill (Bury Me) in my ass

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