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Pixlbabble , in Revenge of the six

Drake lost. I don’t get this.

Glowstick , in Somewhere at the bottom is a Mandalorian having a very bad day

Looks very nice

BoxerDevil , in Somewhere at the bottom is a Mandalorian having a very bad day

I could only handle that if the heat went put on a cold winter day. Otherwise it’s too hot

ouRKaoS ,

I’m sweating looking at the picture. I wouldn’t last 5 minutes.

Suavevillain , in every company right now
@Suavevillain@lemmy.world avatar

The AI arm race has done so much damage to the environment and is creating more ewaste also. It sucks.

Resol ,
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I’ve seen a DankPods video about an “AI powered” rice cooker, turns out it was a marketing tactic to sell more of them. It’s actually just an ordinary rice cooker.

pancakes , in Man of Hard Principles
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Hitting on a married man smh 😔

ichbinjasokreativ , in Somewhere at the bottom is a Mandalorian having a very bad day

That looks like heaven

some_guy , in The four stages of procrastination

I’m so good at making to-do lists and scheduling reminders. Me at the end of my day or in the evening is incredibly industrious and ambitious. He knows that future-me will have no problem accomplishing all my goals.

Future-me is not convinced and finds those reminder notifications to be a form of harassment.

themeatbridge , (edited ) in Nuclear launch detected...

I love the juxtaposition of these:

During the Pascal-B nuclear test of August 1957, a 900-kilogram (2,000 lb) iron lid was welded over the borehole to contain the nuclear blast, despite Brownlee predicting that it would not work.

A high-speed camera, which took one frame per millisecond, was focused on the borehole because studying the velocity of the plate was deemed scientifically interesting.

This idea is so incredibly stupid that science needs to study precisely how much it won’t work.

Like, I wonder if the person who insisted on welding the lid in place had to go to a debriefing meeting where Brownlee showed the frame-by-frame of the lid. “So here we see the lid, and- Oh, it’s gone! Look at that. Gary, did you see it? The lid you put on there to cOnTaIn ThE bLaSt, you can see it for one thousandth of a second, and then it’s gone. It’s either in outerspace or it has been vaporized, and we’re never going to know because it happened so fast. So fast, Gary. A for effort, though. It was definitely worth bringing in the crane and a whole welding crew. Time and money well spent, because we now have a better understanding of the magnitude of how stupid you are, Gary. Here’s a print of that one millisecond for you to hang in your office. Get fucked, Gary.”

IDew ,

When Pascal-B was detonated, the blast went straight up the test shaft, launching the cap into the atmosphere at a speed of more than 66 km/s (41 mi/s; 240,000 km/h; 150,000 mph).

Woaw. Just wow.

Very interesting article, thanks for quoting it lol

EddoWagt ,

For reference, earths escape velocity at the surface is about 11 km/s. I’m not sure how quickly the cap would slow down, but if it hadn’t been vaporised it surely would be orbiting the sun right now.

Also, the escape velocity from the Sun at Earths distance would be 16.6 km/s on top of earths speed, so depending on the direction it could’ve escaped the suns orbit as well.

But it was most likely vaporised

anyhow2503 ,

I remember reading somewhere that it would be the farthest manmade object from earth, far outpacing the Voyager spacecrafts, assuming it didn’t vaporize.

fulcrummed ,

Voyager 3: “It’s a funny story actually…”

PunnyName ,

record scratch
“You’re probably wondering how I got here…”

Darthjaffacake ,

They do something fun with this in the three body problem. It’s amazing and makes a ton of sense but in the real world the application will probably be a lot cleaner.

PunnyName ,

This is A+ solid gold writing for a perfect “fuck you” to Gary.

SnokenKeekaGuard , in Judgmental soup
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Why does that look like Photoshop?

SnokenKeekaGuard ,
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Either case, !aneurysmposting

tomi000 ,

Does it?

altima_neo ,
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Because why would a grocery store in these modern days ever advertise canned food on sale, on a folding sign? That sort if things is more for special promotions.

Resol , in Praise the Lrod!
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Jesus Christ? Who’s that? I only know our lord and savior Jesus Crhist.

(sarcasm)

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Knock knock

Hello, sir. I was wondering if you’ve heard the good nwes?

Resol ,
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Ah yes, I totlaly have.

PythagreousTitties ,

What are you, one of those elephant looking aliens from Mass Effect?

(question)

Resol ,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve never played that game so I have no idea.

(serious answer)

PythagreousTitties ,

Basically they aren’t able to communicate properly so they label everything they say by saying the intent.

Resol ,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

Oh right.

I should’ve used /s when I could.

PythagreousTitties ,

No. That’s even worse. You can just use regular written language. It’s worked fine for the last several thousand years.

Resol ,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

Alright.

Resol , in Real
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

My refrigerator fridge machine that fridges and refrigerates is from the early 2000s. Still works like a charm.

It even has a square on it that says “OK”.

hswolf ,
@hswolf@lemmy.world avatar

damn, can’t argue with that, OK it is

JargonWagon ,

I still have my $120 fridge from like 2010-2011ish back when Sears was a thing and it’s still going without any issues. Zero maintenance ever needed thus far.

No ice maker in it, and the freezer part is on top like in the pic. Apparently if the freezer is on the side instead of on top, those break down way more often.

Resol ,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

I have a freezer on the top too. It did collect some ants for whatever reason (my house is a literal ant colony at this point) but it still works OK, just like the bottom part (where it says OK).

dukatos ,

Zero kelvin? That sensor is broken…

Resol ,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

It’s not really a temperature sensor, it always says that regardless of how cold you set the fridge (and no, absolute zero is not possible, sorry for ruining the fun).

But, depending on how cold the fridge is, it turns blue, but the bit that says OK stays white.

TheReturnOfPEB , in What a treat

If you have a bad quarter the bosses roll out office dehydrators

Track_Shovel OP ,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

knowing how cheap they are, though, it’s just those little silca packs you get in beef jerky

simplejack ,
@simplejack@lemmy.world avatar

They actually keep you at your desk and make you pee in vitamin water bottles so you can get more screen time in.

asexualchangeling ,

So that’s how they save money on the vitamin water for the more well-performing employees!

Resol , in how do you guys use lemmy?
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

It’s simple, I use it.

Sarcasm aside, I hop on it every few days to see what new stuff Lemmy is talking about, comment a few things, then move on. Return to reply to replies, rinse and repeat for a few days until I’m in the mood to browse Lemmy again.

Resol , in Check this out, guys.
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

I keep hearing that asexuals like garlic bread.

As an asexual who has never tried it before, this picture got me tempted to try it out.

PhatInferno , in Somewhere at the bottom is a Mandalorian having a very bad day
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i NEED this pit

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