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BillMurray , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?

Just - Radiohead purely for the lyrics “You do it to yourself, you do And that’s what really hurts”

DannyBoy , in What Can Be, Unburdened By What Has Been

I don’t have to choose.

robocall OP ,
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The choice is yours!

nifty , in Alternative Medicine
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Then go lie down on the beach to relieve stress, flip yourself over after you’ve slightly browned

Freefall , in Before it's too late!

Jokes on us, they are just scamming MAGAs for 1000s a session

MehBlah , in Choose your fighter

I’m going with Glocktopus. Quantity has a quality all its own.

trxxruraxvr ,

Also, each arm has its own brain, so it’s pretty hard to disable.

Vilian , in Boop

They train for less hours than I have in tf2(300) to be able to decide to kill someone or not

NegativeInf , in uh oh

But the corner stores should make a killing selling all those extra corners! They have to go somewhere! They should sell the corners as a subscription with ads!

/s

hungryphrog , in Boop

doink

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in Lifetime achievement

Godzilla keeps on looking better as he ages too.

odium ,

Tf you on about? Godzilla peaked 50 years ago: m.youtube.com/watch?v=n9Bg0C8ECms

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I prefer my kaiju more rugged, that one looks like a palette swapped Barney.

JoMiran ,
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You mean Barney was just a palette swapped Hanna-Barbera Godzilla.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Yeah yeah yeah six of one half a dozen of the other.

We’re saying the same thing and what I’m saying is that Hanna-Barbara Godzilla is completely unfuckable.

JoMiran ,
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Well, obviously. You should have opened with that. Totally unfuckable.

odium ,

Yep, Barney started in the 90s while this was 70s.

HootinNHollerin , in Boop

Like ZOINKS Scoob

Trex202 , in Loading like a 90's dell computer

This is why I pause after someone says “What?”

Then they look at me puzzled when I don’t repeat it.

nexussapphire ,

It’s fun to say something completely different when they ask what.

JusticeForPorygon ,
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I’ve caught people doing this before but I never say anything because I don’t wanna have to explain to them why I can suddenly recall something I didn’t hear

emeralddawn45 ,

I usually do this anyway to a certain extent, at least I kinda rephrase what I said, in case them asking ‘what’ wasn’t because they didn’t hear me but because they didn’t understand. Then if their brain does catch up they get two different versions of my message :)

therealjcdenton , in "How old am i" and "where are my pants"

That’s not funny.

PinkyCoyote OP ,
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What is funny?

therealjcdenton ,

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/f68f0e2e-9544-4425-8543-222976ec677e.webp

Jimbo , in uh oh
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Implying they ever stopped

RiikkaTheIcePrincess , in Choose your fighter
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Glock Ness Monster because I’m also not real @.@

Also, “Glocktopus” reminds me of the Locktopus from Perfect Dark Zero 😅

itsnotits , in Loading like a 90's dell computer

a '90s* dell computer

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