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FlyingSquid , in Pooping only every 3 or more days linked with cognitive decline, research finds
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If a genie ever gives me three wishes, one of them will be that I never have to use the bathroom again. I hate every second of it. Maybe the cognitive decline is worth avoiding pooping so often.

CarbonIceDragon ,
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This wish seems ripe for an evil genie to just cause you to fall over dead on the spot and say “well technically…”

FlyingSquid ,
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Just my luck…

RocksForBrains ,

Born to shit, forced to wipe

Don’t let them tell you what to do brother

gmtom ,

It is, I only poop every other day max and its glorious.

FlyingSquid ,
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You lucky bastard.

Viking_Hippie , in it was a waste of time

Fun fact: me and two other guys were the first ever at our school to be allowed to take our written exit exams on a computer. We had to bring our own and, this being 1999, that meant desktop pcs with huge clunky crt screens 😁

ninjan ,

My parents got laptops from work back in 95. But a home computer was of course still a fair bit cheaper and far more powerful.

Viking_Hippie ,

Yeah, my brothers and I mostly used the family computer for gaming, and putting the words “gaming” and “laptop” together was a total joke back then 😄

ninjan ,

My Dad had a Mac which made it even worse but some of my fondest childhood memories are around playing Full Throttle on that thing. Though Hocus Pocus on my mother’s windows 95 PC is probably my first exposure to PC gaming. But I’ve played NES since I could physically grasp a controller!

Viking_Hippie ,

With my brothers and me, it was Commodore 64 (Bubble Bobble, Giana Sisters, International Karate, Rockstar Ate My Hamster and many more), then Amiga 500 (Outrun, the first Formula 1, Defender of the Crown and others that don’t come to mind right now) and THEN pc gaming 😁

ninjan ,

Then you’re likely the same age as my uncle. In many ways I’m a bit sad I missed that era, the Commodore 64 really shaped a generation in ways the NES just didn’t do because it was “just” a game system. Programming was just so “accessible” in a lack of better words on the 64 and it just didn’t get as accessible again I feel until YouTube but it’s just not the same. I tried to dabble on PC back in the late 90s and early 00s but it was wild west with poor resources outside of schools/heavy (English) literature and full of viruses! In late middle school I learned Basic and it blew my mind back then. But Java felt like such a let down in University. Nowadays I’m into scripting instead and work DevOps.

Default_Defect , in Pooping only every 3 or more days linked with cognitive decline, research finds
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Thanks to my anti-rejection meds (or one of the other meds I take along with them) my poop has been easy peasy. Like soft serve.

misterundercoat , in it was a waste of time

A keyboard. How quaint.

– Montgomery Scott, 1986

another_lemming , in Good news

I’d be more afraid of you prefering to die not alone, but with someone.

Cabrio ,

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and crying like the passengers in his car.

tias ,

If realize you’re about to die, just go to sleep.

FlyingSquid , in Do you see a problem?
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Well, my “son” is a girl both biologically and in terms of gender, so I guess that’s correct?

EdibleFriend , in Admittedly there is a lot of content, though.
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Its…a…butt. Empty? Empty butt? Were they just out of squids? Why not do the shoot the another day when they can find the squids?

FlyingSquid ,
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Were they just out of squids?

No one asked me.

STUPIDVIPGUY , in never buying this again

Ok I looove me some raw fish but I am really curious how fried sushi rolls would taste!..

ryathal ,

Most places have like 20% of their menu as fried (tempura) rolls.

Master ,
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Delicious. One of the few fights my wife and I had was when she offered me some of her sushi she had just purchased and I put some butter in a pan and lightly seared both sides and then sat down next to her… and that’s when the fight started.

Tasted delicious though, had her try it and she agreed that it tasted better cooked but also that defeated the whole premise of Sushi and I was going to hell for doing this thing.

She no longer offers me sushi. Also, it turns out sushi people are just eating raw fish because they are pretentious and not because it taste better raw.

zaph ,
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Also, it turns out sushi people are just eating raw fish because they are pretentious and not because it taste better raw.

A little column A and a little column B. Some fish I don’t like raw and some I don’t like cooked.

n3cr0 , in Do you see a problem?
MegaTony , in Pooping only every 3 or more days linked with cognitive decline, research finds

Shitpost taken literally

betterdeadthanreddit , in Do you see a problem?
QuazarOmega ,

Lol, this should be its own post

pacjo , in never buying this again

But, but… It looks kind of nice. Honestly I’m wandering what would it taste like.

voidMainVoid ,

Honestly I’m wandering what would it taste like.

Like fried rice and fish, I’d imagine.

XTornado ,

So amazing then.

Malisu19997 ,

I don’t know but it looks very tasty.

Delphia ,

Too much oil the rice would soak it up like a sponge and it would just be greasy AF., But i imagine if you used a reasonable amount it would be pretty good.

nul9o9 , in art

Shit posting at its finest

sincle354 ,

The layers on this one is astounding. Someone with legitimate artistic talent had to make 6-layered fandom/furry content. Then someone (named yuri, no less) used it as a nuclear level reply to a PragerU bait tweet. I want to deconstruct it, to fully describe why it works so well, but I won't out of pure respect.

CYCLR ,

Why do we get to see the ‘posting’, but none of the ‘shit’ though?

Delphia , in My grandson just showed me the funniest cartoon

I absolutely loved Garfield as a kid, as an adult I learned that Jim Davis created him just to be a vehicle for merch.

Show the kid Calvin and Hobbes.

CYCLR ,

There was a subreddit that only posted this comic over and over, with similar captions. I think that’s the joke here lol

DarkMFG , in Do you see a problem?

implying that your son doesn’t already do that in the military without you knowing it

RGB3x3 ,

If they’re in the Air Force, they likely do.

Source: in the Air Force.

Dozzi92 ,
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Same for Marine Corps, except remove the word “likely.”

superduperenigma ,

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  • Triple_B ,

    Everyone else in the Navy is weird too, idk why we’re always the ones called out. But yes, can confirm.

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