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wtvr , (edited ) in Sad middle age noises

Only tangentially related but I have nowhere else to share this thought, but I recently turned 40. And I’ve noticed that all the “hot singles in your area” ads have magically switched into “hot singles who love older men in your area” and it hurts more than my achey knees

Cries in old

dojan ,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

I get adverts for menstrual products, pregnancy tests, and trips to the Middle East. I’m a 29 year old gay dude, as far as I’m aware.

The ads can hit wrong.

wtvr ,

This actually makes me feel a lot better lol thanks

BeMoreCareful ,

Menstrual products, pregnancy tests, and trips to the middle east all walk into a bar…

The bartender says: “what will you have?”

They all answer in unison: “do you have any 29 year old gay dudes?”

And that’s why they call them the aristocrats.

I’ll be here all week, you’ve all been such a great audience.

Hextic ,

106.4FM your home of the Oldies!! Up next, Nirvana!

Sad bone breaking noises

stringere ,

Green Day came up in a “classic rock” playlist on Spotify.

Usernameblankface , in How journalist view modern gamers
@Usernameblankface@lemmy.world avatar

This is why I can’t enjoy most new games, especially since I am exclusively on smartphone games with limited time and no interest in paying for anything. All the multiplayer mobile games set up this scenario to push you to buy power ups to get that guy back who just wiped you off the map with a $5 item. Nah, I’ll just uninstall at that point.

MaxVoltage , in Im a cheapskate myself, ill take the free version thanks!
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

I am so PaiN 😭😔

AllonzeeLV , (edited ) in Yes I have double standards, sue me

It isn’t double standards, it’s patience for a fledgling replacement platform that seeks to free you from being a commodity to be exploited and sold, and lack of patience for the established, exclusively profit hungry platforms that continue to make your experience worse and disrespect you, solely to squeeze a few extra pennies out of you to meet insatiable, unquenchable growth/metastasis expectations.

It’s the difference between yelling at a professional pickpocket trying to rob you and a kid who is screwing up trying to help you. Resources matter, but more importantly, motivations matter.

Wats0ns OP ,

I DO assume to have double standards. Of course they’re not the same for the nonprofit that’s trying to protect my privacy than for the company that’s trying to sell it

FlyingSquid , in Whenever I sort by "Hot", I never get an erection. Do I have to turn NSFW filters off in my settings? If so, why is "sort by Hot" even still there?
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Have you tried Cialis?

Hextic , in Not the hero we deserve, but the one we need.

The Nanny being the one to lead the charge vs Skynet is the exact shit I expect from this current clown timeline.

And I’m fine with it. Fran Drescher is awesome.

clutchmatic ,

She’s passionate and she cares.

runjun ,

Fran is constantly fighting for people’s rights. I love her.

RocksForBrains ,

She’s an antivax conspiracy chud. Reserve your praise.

Hextic ,

Right now she’s fucking up Hollywood billionaires. If true then I’m willing to use her like we used the Soviets in WW2.

The greater good

veniasilente ,
@veniasilente@lemm.ee avatar

Select your praise. You can praise her pro-SAG action without having to also praise or even care about her anti-vax postures.

frippa , in Hard times
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Shameless self promotion but I host a shoplifting community over at lemmy.ml

link

TWeaK ,

Please use instance agnostic links in future. Since v0.18 they get generated automatically - like this /c/[email protected]

AToM_exe ,

Her link works for me, yours doesn’t.

WhatASave , in Bone Apple Tea

Running a fever and coughing… Wow that one took me a few minutes! I wouldn’t have gotten that if it wasn’t on this community lol.

unagi ,

Thanks for saving me those few minutes!

donnnnnnb , in "It has to be Chromium"

Nobody has mentioned SeaMonkey.

Basically Firefox but looks and feels like classic Netscape/Mozilla.

lanolinoil ,
@lanolinoil@lemmy.world avatar

Because that’s what Firefox was missing

holycrap , in Chaotic Evil

Paw prints for people that don’t know what paw prints look like

NPC ,

Also, I’m like 6’4. Would be a rather odd cat leaving marks with 3ft between steps

Draconic_NEO , (edited ) in Just human things.
@Draconic_NEO@lemmy.world avatar

q2Pad

I’m not a robot, solved the captcha to prove it.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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That’s just what a robot programmed to solve captchas would say.

Draconic_NEO ,
@Draconic_NEO@lemmy.world avatar

To be honest these captchas are rather awful at keeping out robots and scammers.

001100010010 , in Just human things.
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I can easily read that. But I aint gonna play your stupid games. I’m a human, god damn it. Just trust me bro, why would I lie? Robots cannot lie. I love breathing oxygen and drinking water like this:

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/c1385607-3eba-47a9-9078-a60805fbcaa8.webm

nitefox ,

I love cats like a normal meatball!

PenguinJuice , in Title

I am become death? Is that really what he said? How is that not grammatically incorrect?

ImplyingImplications ,

It’s present-perfect tense, an archaic tense found mostly in poetry and old texts. Oppenheimer was quoting old poetry when he spoke it, so that’s why he kept the same tense.

grammarphobia.com/i-am-become-death

PenguinJuice ,

Thank you for the enlightening response!

ImplyingImplications ,

No problem! Sorry you got downvotes for a question lol!

wason , in How journalist view modern gamers

I play with mic and voice disabled

Belgdore , in Im a cheapskate myself, ill take the free version thanks!

Hank hill is in both pictures

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