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Eufalconimorph , in Flag of Canada but it’s approaching you

What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What’s blue and bad for your teeth? A very fast brick.

257m ,

I miss 3 am jokes

DreadTowel , in Nudes

I think the main problem is that guys don’t understand what makes an attractive guy attractive. At least I don’t.

angstylittlecatboy ,

I think a better question is “what do the nudes you like look like?”

Like, if you’re a straight male you’re never going to be turned on by your own nudes but I know for the majority of straight men they aren’t looking at just closeups of vaginas or boobs. Translate that to the male body.

0x4E4F , in Ma'am, this is Lemmy.
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

LOL 🤣🤣🤣

Ripper , in Flag of Canada but it’s approaching you

Blue shift, Doppler effect

gosling ,
@gosling@lemmy.world avatar

How fast is Canada approaching me?

kionite231 ,

At the speed of light

aubertlone , in It's a vacuum. For chickens.

I thought this was just a funny meme…

But oh my it’s real.An actual chicken vacuum exists

youtu.be/lO5TikjZU3c

PipedLinkBot ,

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awwwyissss , in They should've used the internet.

Panties will be dropping when they see those high quality chickens

Drunemeton ,
@Drunemeton@kbin.social avatar

Is that what the guy on the left has!? I couldn't really tell, but chicken makes more sense than what I was thinking….

awwwyissss ,

Lol I zoomed in and… I think they’re actually cats

KevonLooney ,
ArcaneSlime ,

From the post

Wives wanted sign posted on log cabin. Taken at Apgar, at the foot of Lake McDonald. From left to right: Bill Daucks, Frank Geduhn (Forest Service ranger before Glacier National Park was established), Esli Apgar (in doorway of cabin), and (Harvey) Dimon Apgar. Geduhn holds a cat and a dog sits between Esli and Dimon Apgar.

I can see that Frank Geduhn has the cat as described (cute kitty too), but what is Bill Daucks holding is the question.

STUPIDVIPGUY ,

And the beautiful black dog sitting by the door! Blends in with the low exposure

FartsWithAnAccent , in Shamelessly stolen from that other site
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

What, Mastodon?

rockerface , in Is it trash day or someone sharing their thoughts?

Not bed at all

A_Menace_To_Society , in Flag of Canada but it’s approaching you

Umm ackshually, the white light portions of the flag would be blueshifted as well

Jubalong , in When Lemmy.world and Lemmy.ml go down

This is also true just walking around in my hometown in Norway during the summer holidays.

flei ,

Ze Jermans are everywhere

shadeless ,
@shadeless@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Serves you right for having such a beautiful country

S41p , in Shamelessly stolen from that other site

Michael Scott and Prison Mike in the wild.

Lemmylefty , in Shamelessly stolen from that other site
@Lemmylefty@lemmy.world avatar

I was going to say they don’t skip leg day but I suppose they do…

JonVonBasslake , in It's a vacuum. For chickens.
@JonVonBasslake@lemmy.world avatar

If it sucks all chickens, hen included, why is it called a cocksucker? Only roosters are/were known as cocks…

Methane_Magnate OP , (edited )

Since it’ll take the cock and pullet, your point checks out.

www.wordnik.com/words/pullet

zaphod , in When Lemmy.world and Lemmy.ml go down

Still better than people assuming everyone’s american.

Nyanix , in How many extensions do you have installed on your Firefox?
@Nyanix@lemmy.ca avatar

Extensions nom nom memory, so I use as few as possible and just use uBlock, Dark Reader, and Bitwarden

Nioxic ,

Ram is cheap! Get more ram?

Nyanix ,
@Nyanix@lemmy.ca avatar

I’ve got 32gb, it’s not an active issue, just feels wasteful, especially when EVERYTHING is RAM-heavy anymore, with the rise of electron apps. I personally haven’t really needed any more though, this isn’t to bash those who decide that they want more extensions for one reason or another

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah why should programmers learn to code right

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