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WarmSoda , in Bill's Not-So-Excellent Legal Services

Bogus

Zurr , in Should I?

You gotta turn on CHITTYCHITTYBANGBANG first. Get that busted stunt bonus.

raptir , in Bill's Not-So-Excellent Legal Services

Hi everyone, I’m raptir, esq.

Sue me.

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

If I sue you, you’ll be liable to sue yourself for illegal representation. Therefore, you’ll either win and pay damages, or lose and pay damages, meaning you’ve just found out an infinite money glitch IRL. I’ll see you in court.

BananaPeal , in Bill's Not-So-Excellent Legal Services
@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’ve never been represented by Bill directly, but I was a client of Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan. Should I be concerned?

papalonian ,

Only if they represented you in the case of Chuck Norris and his Cowboy Ass vs. The Crotch of Indiana Jones.

kratoz29 , in Should I?

Only if you are listening to K-DST radio station.

SignullGone , in Reported UFO sightings. Aliens are very interested in the USA

A more accurate title for this post could be: “English-Based UFO Reporting Organizations Primarily Receive Reports from, Unsurprisingly, English-Speaking Countries.”

ChlorineAddict , in Bill's Not-So-Excellent Legal Services

Next you’re going to tell me Handsome Major Angus MacZongo Esquire lied to me too??

WarmSoda , (edited ) in Should I?

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tapdattl OP ,

This ramps straight into a cemetery, though, so kinda a one stop shop, no?

Sharpiemarker ,

That’s convenient

victron ,
@victron@lemmy.world avatar

You think of everything, don’t you, smart boy?

TheSaneWriter ,
@TheSaneWriter@lemmy.thesanewriter.com avatar

I suppose there are worse ways to go. Have fun!

Imgonnatrythis ,

Every once in awhile I’ll see a very low hanging car carrier truck on the road, and I’ve always wanted to try just driving up onto it while they are still moving. I’m guessing you are the kind of person to tell me that’s a bad idea too.

WarmSoda ,

Depends. Can you make it before anyone realizes what’s going on?

ooterness ,
PipedLinkBot ,

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/BBacN9IgjrA

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Imgonnatrythis ,

Bad bot. That’s a nice idea but it needs to work. YouTube video loads instantly. This just stalls and doesn’t work. You are fighting an uphill battle, you don’t stand a chance if tech isn’t any good.

Imgonnatrythis ,

You really shouldn’t encourage people like me.

vlad76 ,
@vlad76@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I don’t think your story has the intended effect. All you’re saying is that it was loud and scary but no one got hurt. If I was a dumbass teenager that would probably make me want to do it even more.

But yes, that would be incredibly stupid.

WarmSoda , (edited )

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Butters ,
@Butters@lemmywinks.com avatar

What does pedemic mean?

And who is Pathagrerious?

I can’t tell if this post is a joke or not.

PolydoreSmith ,

I’m with you, I was totally on board until the reply.

vlad76 ,
@vlad76@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Sorry, I didn’t realize I was talking to a Greek philosopher. How dare I goof on the internet.

francisfordpoopola , in You didn't bought it you rented it!
@francisfordpoopola@lemmy.world avatar

It very likely is tied to the firmware that bricked HPs around the world in May or so. HP is silent on it and customer service isn’t acknowledging the issue.

ZeroMmX , in Should I?

At least if you fail, the cemetery is right there…

FlyingSquid , in Bill's Not-So-Excellent Legal Services
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

But I thought that’s how a Bill becomes a Law(yer).

STRIKINGdebate2 , in Toothbrush Holder
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

Could you mark this as NSFW please. Thank you in advance. 🙂

dukeGR4 ,

Grow up

graham1 ,
@graham1@gekinzuku.com avatar

woosh?

dukeGR4 ,

on iOS app it doesn’t say he’s a mod lol. I’m on desktop now. gg

fushuan ,

Idk, their point is plenty valid even if they were not a mod.

bignuts700 ,
@bignuts700@pawb.social avatar

Wdym it simply looks like future 2030 tooth brush holder

dunning_cougar , in You didn't bought it you rented it!

Just go to Staples!

FlyingSquid , in Who watches these?
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Seriously?

Jerb322 , in Should I?
@Jerb322@lemmy.world avatar

Probably clear the STOP sign. If you’re flying over it, you don’t have to stop,right?

partial_accumen ,

Cops hate this one trick! The STOP sign clearly is out of its jurisdiction above the sign itself.

tapdattl OP ,

Yeah I don’t think the stop sign applies to airborne vehicles

bobs_monkey ,

Yeah but light pole and tree sure do

victron ,
@victron@lemmy.world avatar

Pfftt, barely a inconvenience.

TheSaneWriter ,
@TheSaneWriter@lemmy.thesanewriter.com avatar

Technically true. I doubt planes stop for that stop sign after all.

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