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AgentOrangesicle ,
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One for dying alone in the woods, please.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

… this option is beginning to feel a bit crowded, will there be like a line or something? Is scheduling an option? I don’t want to be around people, ew

sbv ,

everyone’s in the woods now. It isn’t really alone anymore.

Classy ,

There’s always somewhere to be alone if you’re willing to travel far enough. Nobody’s going to live in the rocky, frozen wastes of the Canadian Shield for example

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    hydrospanner ,

    This comment made me do a weird throat cackle.

    Thanks for that.

    MonkderZweite ,

    It has some options missing.

    PrunesMakeYouPoop ,

    Dying in the woods alone please.

    Evil_Shrubbery ,

    I’ll have the same, but like far enough from this person to still feel alone

    Zekas ,

    Aren’t you alone as soon as they finish dying?

    Evil_Shrubbery ,

    Ain’t nobody got time for that!!

    Sabre363 ,

    I’ll make conceptual art alone in the woods, just like my father did after joining the army.

    Cosmos7349 ,

    I’m sorry for your loss

    ArmokGoB ,

    Bob Ross was your dad?

    Sabre363 ,

    I’m just a “happy” little accident

    Anticorp ,

    Why can’t I make conceptual art in the woods?

    Your odds of dying alone in the woods aren’t bad if you join the Army.

    at_an_angle ,

    My lifelong goal is to become a legendary hermit in the mountains somewhere.

    chicken ,

    If you’re legendary people will keep making the hike to bother you tho

    hydrospanner ,

    Hey, just because you’re destined to die alone in the woods doesn’t mean you can’t help the interlopers to the same destiny…

    Omega_Jimes ,

    Woods. I choose woods. 🪵 🪵 🪵

    hydrospanner ,

    Yeah, idk what it says about me that this choice seemed like a good deal.

    When it’s time for me, an easy death surrounded by quiet and nature seems like the best way.

    aviationeast ,

    Knocked out 3 of those. Now how to make conceptual art? Hmmmm.

    ThatFembyWho ,

    In the words of one of my favorite songs

    “Death is when life turns into art”

    JesusRat ,

    I’m not a part of your system

    PunnyName ,

    Can I just die right now? That’d be more convenient.

    Evil_Shrubbery ,

    No, go to the woods first, instructions are clear :D

    PunnyName ,

    Aww man.

    Franzia ,

    … Conceptual art. My father may have been effeminate, but he wasn’t as feminine as I’m about to become.

    wreckedcarzz ,
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    James May (voice): Hello.

    Franzia ,

    LMAO

    FlyingSquid ,
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    God, anything but conceptual art…

    paysrenttobirds ,

    I think it’s more fun if you’re the one making it. Like jazz

    oehm ,

    Is this the artist Don’t Fret?

    MadBob ,

    This is like a David Shrigley piece.

    GrammatonCleric ,
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    So, by using the word “include”, am I to assume that there are even more options beyond these few?

    GenderNeutralBro ,

    “Your options include and damn well are limited to…”

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