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FlyingSquid ,
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Why is future me watching me poop?!

CeruleanRuin ,

Do you often reminisce about poops of yore?

FlyingSquid ,
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Reminisce is not the word I would use.

You’ve obviously never had a colonoscopy.

CeruleanRuin ,

Hahaha, touché. I’m fast approaching that particular rite of passage myself.

ItsAmber ,

No she isn't; I have a terrible memory

Spliffman1 ,
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I was thinking the same thing then I forgot, thanks for reminding me

Spliffman1 ,
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I am making future me regret he was ever born

DavidGarcia ,

I don’t even remember what I had for lunch yesterday

rostby ,

I do

Diprount_Tomato ,
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I am the one who knocks

CeruleanRuin ,

Ever get cosmic and wonder if this could be literally true?

ignotum , (edited )

Ew, future me is a creep, i should get a restraining order

Chewget ,

What in the clicker is that? Some alternate last of us reality

Agent641 ,

Sorry for the past, present and futer disappointment, homie. You know I cant help it.

njm1314 ,

You sick fuck future me.

sharkfucker420 ,

Trust me he won’t remember this shit, he’s an idiot

AlwaysNowNeverNotMe ,
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My future self is dead idgaf what that guy thinks.

paradiso ,

I’m scared :(

AlwaysNowNeverNotMe ,
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The vast majority of the future is outside the next 60 or so years.

FARTYSHARTBLAST ,
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Not if I get drunk enough!

nodsocket ,

The GDPR needs to be amended to prevent human memories from containing personal data

TootSweet ,

I fuck with my future self all the time by saying “you too” when a waiter tells me to enjoy my meal. Really keeps the bastard up at night.

SkyeStarfall ,

Kinky

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