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Spliffman1 ,
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I am making future me regret he was ever born

CeruleanRuin ,

Ever get cosmic and wonder if this could be literally true?

ignotum , (edited )

Ew, future me is a creep, i should get a restraining order

Chewget ,

What in the clicker is that? Some alternate last of us reality

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Why is future me watching me poop?!

CeruleanRuin ,

Do you often reminisce about poops of yore?

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Reminisce is not the word I would use.

You’ve obviously never had a colonoscopy.

CeruleanRuin ,

Hahaha, touché. I’m fast approaching that particular rite of passage myself.

Agent641 ,

Sorry for the past, present and futer disappointment, homie. You know I cant help it.

njm1314 ,

You sick fuck future me.

sharkfucker420 ,

Trust me he won’t remember this shit, he’s an idiot

ItsAmber ,

No she isn't; I have a terrible memory

Spliffman1 ,
@Spliffman1@lemdro.id avatar

I was thinking the same thing then I forgot, thanks for reminding me

FARTYSHARTBLAST ,
@FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social avatar

Not if I get drunk enough!

nodsocket ,

The GDPR needs to be amended to prevent human memories from containing personal data

TootSweet ,

I fuck with my future self all the time by saying “you too” when a waiter tells me to enjoy my meal. Really keeps the bastard up at night.

SkyeStarfall ,

Kinky

BlinkerFluid ,
@BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one avatar

Fucker probably died, jokes on him.

fucker OP ,

No Im not

Jerrimu2 ,

Jokes on him, I won’t remember most of anything.

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