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Reverendender ,

Holy Fucksnacks. My eyes glazed over with all those pseudo-words.

GiveOver ,

As surety

meco03211 ,

I am serious. And don’t call me surety.

Hikermick ,

Yeah the first couple of these I tried to make sense of. It’s pointless of course, best to just let your eyes roll through it and enjoy the moment

msage ,

Perchance

apfelwoiSchoppen ,
@apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world avatar

How to Screw Over a Friend with an Overwhelming Debt!

MrJameGumb , (edited )
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

So he wants his friend to get a car loan for a brand new car, then sell the car they now owe a monthly payment on to him for $1000? Why would anyone ever do something so stupid? Is this just a description of how he plans to screw his friend out of a car and a ton of money?

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

But you see he signed at a 45 degree angle so his friend knows it’s all good.

dogsnest ,
@dogsnest@lemmy.world avatar

What if the ink is chartreuse, so not a true red?

rockSlayer ,

That’s a crime punishable by death for commercial entities only, private citizens get $20

edgemaster72 ,
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

I’m pretty sure in the American justice system those punishments would be reversed, i.e. death for us regular folks, slap on the wrist for the company

rockSlayer ,

True, but you’re forgetting that we’re talking about sovcits, which believe that everything works backwards and in their favor

rand_alpha19 ,

Chartreuse is green, so odds are pretty good it's not a true red.

federalreverse ,

Colorblind sovcits need to beware.

Stanley_Pain ,
@Stanley_Pain@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I sweat these idiots think they’re casting spells or some shit.

lung ,
@lung@lemmy.world avatar

It’s actually a very sophisticated game of D&D where they are larping as lawyers in a world where they are not beholden to the spirit of the law

some_guy ,

Is it their intent that the friend is on the hook for a loan with no car to show for it? I can’t tell if they think they’re also canceling the loan.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

They definitely think they’re cancelling it.

Ilovethebomb ,

I feel sorry for the friend who got talked into this.

AnarchoSnowPlow ,

“Circle, circle, dot, dot, now I’ve got my cootie shot. Your move Bank of America”

0laura ,

I didn’t understand a single word. can someone explain what this guy thinks he’s saying?

FireWire400 ,
@FireWire400@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t know if I’d trust Kevin Macleod with financial advice…

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