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FlyingSquid ,
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I am sad that this person has terrible penmanship but they still have nicer penmanship than me.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Me too. I just got some pens at work I actually like and I am hoarding them all for myself. I put them in my work bag so they’re just mine. They improve my handwriting but not much.

FlyingSquid ,
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My handwriting has been terrible my whole life, even when I used to write in notebooks all the time. It doesn’t help that I’m left-handed and our alphabet is designed for right-handed people.

Therealgoodjanet ,

Damnit, the pope holds all birth certificates? I’m such an idiot, how did I not know?

There must have a massive archive in the Vatican, holding the birth certificates of 8bil people.

Etterra ,

They’re actually is a archive in the Vatican, but it’s full of all of their dirty laundry and all of the dirt that they’ve scraped together on world leaders for like 1,500 years. As I understand it there’s actually stuff that could start wars down there.

AllNewTypeFace ,
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A disproportionate number of these cranks appear to be British expats in Greece or Cyprus.

Diabolo96 ,

This a grade A wacko.

Treczoks ,

I can already see some mail-opening underling in Vatican City reading this and trying to figure out what the sender wants…

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m guessing they get a lot of wacko mail at the Vatican.

They even believe some of it.

shalafi ,

Tell ya what I think boo. I think I need to start scamming sovcits, Christians and MAGA. Why am I not getting rich off these idiots?!

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

I don’t see why not. Sell ear bandages that you’ve dripped melted chocolate on and say it’s from Trump’s ear.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

The closest I ever got to persuading a flat earther is pointing out that the guy he’s getting his mystical nonsense from was trying to sell him a $300 pdf to teach him to open his third eye.

Tar_alcaran ,

You don’t even need to scam them. They’re posting their full birth certificate on Facebook

HappycamperNZ ,

Considering starting a company more than once.

“I’ve navigated the system and never need to work again. Join me for my 10 min low production value videos where I explain how I did it. Only $300 pay per view which I need for reasons unrelated to the fact that I apparently claimed my millions correctly and still want cash”

PythagreousTitties ,

Letters to Santa are getting real out here.

EleventhHour , (edited )
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he struck his last name from his birth certificate, but still left it (or some form of it) written in his letter to the Bishop of Rome at the top in the “from” line.

dumbass.

edit: also, i can’t exactly determine what this person is hoping to accomplish here (other than to obtain the signature of the Bishop of Rome). What does he believe that his signature will prove, exactly? That he is, in fact, alive? And how will this be achieved, precisely? also, in what way will it establish him as “a foreign entity” and/or “not a Government citizen”?

Zron ,

A lot of sovcits believe that they are secretly owners of massive amounts of land and gold for one reason or another(reparations, obscure and outdated contracts with Native American tribes, schizophrenia, etc)

They believe that being a citizen of their country means that their parents accidentally waved their right to these resources when they were born, and if they simply separate themselves from citizenship, then the government will be forced to give them the land and money.

ThrowawayPermanente ,

What a dumbass, he actually needs it signed by Pepe.

funkless_eck ,

wonderful. a British* sovcit where it makes even less sense because there is literally a sovereign ruler.

edit: or Cypriot I guess, but british birth certificate and Stamps

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