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walter_wiggles ,

Good general advice: do not hit on people when they are at work.

Quacksalber ,

Eh, what is he supposed to do then? Creep around until she clocks out? Just give her the space and agency to disengage. Give her your number on a piece of paper. And don’t make it awkward if she doesn’t respond.

chemical_cutthroat ,
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Just… you know… find someone else.

HK65 ,

To be honest … where? Third places are closing down, everyone is either at work or at home. So it’s either that or some shitty app.

cuerdo ,

n? Creep around until she clocks out? Just give her the space and agency to disengage. Give her your number on a piece of paper. And don’t make it awkward if she doesn’t respond.

leave a note with your number and the greatest pickup line

brbposting ,

But don’t leave time for a response! Hand the paper over as you drop a one-liner (“would love to grab coffee sometime!”) on your way out.

Note to others:

A small fraction of the population will still have their days ruined even by such an unintrusive approach, but to ensure we never bother a single soul we’d need never to interact with anybody. We certainly have to be VERY careful with captive audiences which is why end-of-transaction + departure approaches are a necessity, whereas there’s no such mandate in a nightclub: they’ll have to deal with it if you offer to buy them a drink and, after declining, they still see you on the dance floor later.

You don’t want to absolutely restrict humanity from basic social interactions, and you don’t want to force humanity to offer a social response when they can’t leave from somewhere they’re being paid to be (with pressure to offer good service/be pleasant). There is a happy middle ground.

Gestrid ,

This. They’re already stressed enough as it is dealing with normal everyday work stuff. Don’t throw anything completely unexpected at them. They don’t need that.

pyre ,

should go without saying but also: don’t imply you’re going to chop them up and eat them either.

Varyk ,

“the only red thing”?

Whaaat? Does that mean?

the_joeba ,

She’s a redhead, but still a bad joke

Varyk ,

Thanks, I must have glosed over that extremely important piece of text and then made a point not to read it again haha

13esq ,

She’s a red head. It’s “on my burger” that doesn’t make any sense.

Varyk ,

Oh sorry, thanks.

brbposting ,

Feels sexual (burger -> meat) or cannibalistic (it is 4chan after all).

wreckedcarzz ,
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“sorry, I’m not into vore”

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