Anon enforces automotive safety

echodot , 10 months ago

You’re going to drive to buy illegal drugs, and you don’t put your seat belt on, so now some cop has cause to pull you over, what if he’s doing it on the way back? Fucking idiot.

lightnsfw , 10 months ago

Only break one law at a time.

Agent641 , 10 months ago

Always be breaking exactly one law. Never more, never less.

This is difficult, but not impossible, while sleeping.

systemglitch , 10 months ago

Where I live, the driver gets the ticket if the passenger has no seatbelt. The car doesn’t move unless everyone is buckled in, because I’m not paying for someone else’s laziness.

Selmafudd , 10 months ago

Yeah here I’m pretty sure it’s the driver gets a fine and the passenger too if they’re over 16yo

systemglitch , 10 months ago

Okay yeah I looked it up its the same here. Both passenger and driver if the passenger is over 16.

Amends1782 , 10 months ago

Fake

anon has friends

Gay

anon slams his bro

Kite , 10 months ago

When I was a teen driver in the 90s, my rule was seatbelts or get the fuck out. If they fought me on it, I described to them in excruciating detail what my aunt looked like after a semi hit her car and she wasn’t wearing a seatbelt. She was unrecognizable as a human being… and she lived. Imagine looking like that while still alive. Put on your fucking seatbelt.

Agent641 , 10 months ago

She single?

NoSpiritAnimal , 10 months ago

I too, choose this guy’s barely alove aunt.

Kite , 10 months ago

Widowed. Also, dead.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices , 10 months ago

As in pieces?

RIPandTERROR , 10 months ago

Is there a fake and gay bot yet?

drolex , 10 months ago

be me. Vasectomy something. Cuck fetish idk. On leddy, nuggets and something something. “Fake and gay” lmao & lol

I am a FOSS bot. Write the fucking code if you don’t like it