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HootinNHollerin ,
@HootinNHollerin@sh.itjust.works avatar

Gross

Selmafudd ,

That would surely have to cause some unwanted chaffing right?

Poggervania , (edited )
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

Guy: WHY. WON’T. YOU. CUM!?

Lizzie Cundy: NANOMACHINES, SON! THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO SEXUAL STIMULATION. YOU CAN’T PLEASURE ME, JACK!

flicker ,

I'm both extremely curious and extremely disinterested in learning more. I feel like if I learn about upgrading my vajeen I might obsess over it and my current one works fine.

DaCookeyMonsta ,

Plus if you ever enter a horror movie scenario the squeaks would give you away.

Apollonius_Cone ,

Like wet running shoes on a freshly waxed floor.

PyroNeurosis ,
@PyroNeurosis@lemmy.world avatar

It may work for you now, but what if you need a bottleopener? All’s I’m saying is that we have the technology.

tym ,

So, like, the left lip is a new basketball shoe, and the right one is a freshly waxed basketball court? That kind of squeak?

Does it leave a black mark in her panties when she walks?

Bloodwoodsrisen ,
@Bloodwoodsrisen@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

If it does, can you wiggle the bottom of another shoe/vagina against the underwear to remove the mark?

onevia ,
@onevia@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I honestly didn’t think I would ever read those words in that particular order

threelonmusketeers ,

!brandnewsentence?

Kidplayer_666 ,

Actually why….

over_clox ,

Cuz the babies kept falling out, obviously

over_clox ,

Hi, is this fleshlight still available?

mateomaui ,

WD-40 has a new use

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