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quinkin ,

Mum named a stray that adopted us Honeysuckle Rose.

Once it grew balls we called it Ralph.

gsf ,
Facelikeapotato OP ,
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Beautiful babies!

gsf ,

Thanks!

Lufia ,

My late cat Dinah had the full name: Dinahsaurus Dinah the Dinahnator, but we often called her a list of other names. Dinahsaur was her favorite.

Now I have Ryuji aka chicken nugget, nuggie, tiny tiger

Yusuke aka Void Boy, Boy, Mr. Yusker

Yonah aka Yoyo, Demon, Evil One, Brat Cat, Yoner

Kimchi aka Kimmers, Kimmy, Kims, Kimcher

pomodoro_longbreak ,
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Gertrude Rhubarb Stein, but Officer Rhubarb when she’s working

GregoryTheGreat ,

I’ve got a Mrs. Big Kitty. Her late husband was Mr. Bunny Rabbit. She was enormous and he had thick fur like a rabbit.

Chuymatt ,

Fortuna baboona banana-fish sandwich. Tuna for short.

CoolMatt ,

Therr are so many fuckin weird names in here, I’ve never thought anyone would name their cat 5-7 words. 🤣

chiliedogg ,

Best friend’s cat “Bosco” was short for “Baron Bosco Von Sandwichstein the Third.”

Blackmist ,

Like a person, a cat’s full name is only ever invoked when it has done something wrong.

SgtAStrawberry ,

Cats have three names, the everyday one, the fancy longer one and their private personal one.

It’s completely normal.

funkless_eck ,

you can’t paraphrase the poem and not link it!

poets.org/poem/naming-cats

SgtAStrawberry ,

I wanted to have a interaction with someone else. I wouldn’t have gotten it if I linked it myself.

tslnox ,

Also read The Unadulterated Cat by Terry Pratchett

SgtAStrawberry ,

I haven’t heard about that one, will check it out.

discordatia ,

My great grandmother had a cat named Dirtyface that outlived her by about a decade. It was an orange cat with super dark ginger fur around it’s mouth and eyes.

We had several pets when I was a kid so here’s a short list of fun names: Patches (a calico), Tom (a one eyed outside cat that yowled at the door if you let him in), TicTac (because we called him ticky-tack because it sounded like kitty cat), Twinkle (a really sneaky bastard that like to swat at your feet from under the bed), Drack (short for Dracula because he liked to bite everyone), Misfit (because she liked to squeeze her body into places she couldn’t actually fit).

I rescued a cat a few years ago from a Walmart parking lot. His name is LittleFoot. He’s polydactyl so he has extra toe beans making his paws super big and I thought it was ironic to call him that.

Perfide ,

I had a cat named Steaksauce. We usually called him Saucey

skyler ,
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My cat’s name is Possum. Not really a crazy name, but it has caused confusion before.

Once I was picking her up from the vet and said “I’m here to pick up Possum.”

Then the lady at the front gave me a confused look and said “We don’t treat Possums here.”

co209 ,

I recently got a cat that I named Fraldinha (“Skirt Steak” in Portuguese) because the person that gave it up had named it Li-Fraumeni after a genetic syndrome. He is now called Felipinho (Lil’ Phillip), but also answers to Pest and Toe-biting son of a b****.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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I’ve got a cat that answers to Sweets because she’s such a jerk. We added that to her name to remind her not to be a jerk.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/fde436f5-48c9-4e58-aeba-0d3268872819.jpeg

Tangent5280 ,

Did it work?

bemenaker ,

It’s a cat…

JagFel ,

My girlfriend named her cat Neko. I named him Potato.

He often responds to Dumbdumb.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/1db50384-c3cb-4608-92ba-422406cf29cd.webp

Facelikeapotato OP ,
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Who needs smarts with glorious fur like that?

Captain_Waffles ,

Lol, one of my friends cats responds to No and Idiot 🤣

Tavarin ,
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Growing up I had a cat named VKK, which stood for Vicious Killer Kitten because she liked to bite ankles.

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