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jordanlund OP ,
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ampedwolfman ,

Earnest Petunia Whirl if a boy. Earnest/Ernie for short.

Carolina Dorothy Mantooth: Whiskers or Dorothy for short.

You could also to with the following:

Kittem A. Cat Dr. Birdcatcher Sir Fluffington K Snuggleworth Esquire IV Ragga-Muffin ragga or muffin work for short names. Gary Lasereyes Shit rock Steve French Bubbles Mim-mim

berryjam ,

Seraphina

TheFriar ,

Looks like a good “Squirrel.”

gregorum ,

Bloodbayne the Annihilator

uriel238 ,
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Dr. Fluffywiddlewumperkins

Fluff for short.

FlyingSquid ,
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Just don’t do what my older brother did and name the cat Lolita.

Seriously.

My parents were actually okay with that too.

PlantDadManGuy ,

Can anyone know a kitten’s gender? To find out the sex, check between the hind legs. Looks like a Sasha. Or Meowchelle Obama.

iAvicenna ,
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Fuzzy Smokes Von Schöborn-Buchheim

Resol ,
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Just pretend the cat is nonbinary and call them a gender neutral name, like “Sam”.

ericatty ,

Crystal Palace Surname-Von Hovercraft

(I may be bingeing a certain show)

riodoro1 ,

The kitty is cute but…

Fuck off with your disgusting foot. You open beers with that toe? Jesus, just point the camera differently, nobody wants to see it.

jordanlund OP ,
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LOL… I’m not allowed to do my own toes unfortunately. Docs orders.

mnemonicmonkeys ,

I personally don’t mind the foot included in the pic, but please trim your toenails

jordanlund OP ,
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I wish, not allowed to. Have to see a specialist because of foot deformaties. :(

BananaOnionJuice ,
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Do an online poll or if you don’t have time choose: Kitty McKittyface.

HonkTonkWoman ,

Disco.

starman2112 , (edited )
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Whole-ass human name. Samantha Taylor [your last name] or something like that

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