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EmptySlime ,

Sorry but I’m not taking any kind of advice from an Orange Boi, financial or otherwise unless I’ve got some way to know if they were in possession of the braincell when giving the advice.

supercriticalcheese ,

At the time yeah

AnUnusualRelic ,
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The braincell gets passed around, it’s hard to tell who was using it when.

supercriticalcheese ,

it’s a quantum thing , as in you never its location without checking for brain activity first?

Draegur ,

step 1: be cute and fuzzy

step 2: don’t not be cute and fuzzy

step 3: parasitically ingratiate yourself into the company of fools who have the things you want

step 4: take everything. it’s yours.

general_kitten ,

Step 3.5 possibly infect the fools with actual parasites that make them like you more

avidamoeba ,
@avidamoeba@lemmy.ca avatar

Pretty accurate representation of the average finfluencer.

ParabolicMotion ,

It only cost the cat his reproductive organs to attain this. His only claim to financial fame was selling his balls to the town veterinarian. Now he owns at least two humans that wait on him, hand and foot.

ArmokGoB ,

If it worked for Imperial China

Kolanaki ,
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I wish I was cute enough that using the same strategy a cat uses would work. I want the same things… Shelter, food, belly rubs and the occasional saucer of cream.

schmorpel ,

No need to read the full article. Clipped ear shows it got neutered, so now it has more time to focus on business things.

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Wow TIL they clip the ear of cats to easily tell which ones have been spayed or neutered.

I_Fart_Glitter ,

Only if they are part of a Trap-Neuter-Release (TNR) program for ferals. If you just take your pet in for the procedure they don’t do that. They might give them a small tattoo on their belly if it’s a girl, so if they are lost track of and have new humans they are sure no one will open them up to try and do it again.

independantiste , (edited )
@independantiste@sh.itjust.works avatar

Aw such a cute dog 🐶🐕

YarHarSuperstar ,
@YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world avatar

Big Elden Ring energy dog

tiramichu ,

fi-nyan-shul advisor

20kHz ,

So success

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