I get it whenever it is in stock, and whenever I drink it I get explosive diarrhea
I know its not the Milk causing it because it’s, well, lactaid
Wait a second, what if they are lying to me
Edit: I am fairly certain it is in fact lactose free. My current theory is that it has something to do with the large amount of sugar. I think I might be getting almost 60% of my daily value of added sugars and 50% of my daily value of fats in one of the big glasses I drink it out of. If my fiancée finds out I am doing this to my poor arteries, she will be very upset because she made me promise to not die first
Edit 2: I have dramatically underestimated how many servings I have drank today. New ballpark is