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What are the worst names you could give a baby boy?

Hello you awesome people,

Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.

So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!

Ps: don’t worry, I’ve already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won’t get food poisoning

BellyPurpledGerbil ,

Chad, Chet, Chaz, the unbroly Trinity

SkybreakerEngineer ,

Vegeta, prince of not being Broly

tigeruppercut ,
TexNox ,
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Some of the university challenge surnames are great, especially with the announcer who tries to get them out as fast as possible.

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robotElder2 ,

Breighdyn

Pronounced bray-den

ouRKaoS ,

I’m upset that I pronounced that correctly without your explanation.

thrjfjfjfhs ,

We had a mother and baby possum on our fence that we nicknamed Methany and Rolexxus.

Glytch ,

Joey Jojo Junior Shabadoo

Downhere ,

That’s the worst name I ever heard.

toastal ,

ʘ LATIN LETTER BILABIAL CLICK

Rockyrikoko ,

Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie

Fraylor ,

According to Mr. Cash, Sue.

CuttingBoard ,

Stankmouth

phpinjected ,

Odigbu buduwe

HexbearGPT ,
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Squemp

Bongchez

Libble

Grover

Worm

Big Dawg

Cheese

happyhippo ,

X Æ A-12

punkwalrus ,
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Still gotta go with Streetlamp LaMoose.

ohlaph ,

I don’t know, I heard he’s doing okay.

Starshader ,

He said worst. Not best.

bermuda ,

Pubert

rbesfe ,

Philbert

altima_neo ,
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Hey now, filberts are a state treasure here in Oregon.

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