I suppose wheeled boats are just… cars with sails? Sailcars? Wind chariots?
Hm, one thing I didn’t think about was magma, if the variations are not so small. Going to have more volcanic eruptions, as fluids get pressed out of high-gravity regions and into low-gravity ones (creating big mountains that grow and tumble into the high gravity wells like some sort of horizontal convection?). Earthquakes too, as the high gravity regions sink and the low gravity ones rise creating shear force. I bet the planet would be more “lumpy” than your run-of-the-mill oblong spheroid. I wonder what continental drift would be like?
With that much irregular magma flow, I bet the magnetic field would be weird if it could sustain one at all. Maybe as ‘cells’ where the eruptions occur in low gravity regions, then gets pulled into high gravity regions where it compresses, heats due to radioactive decay, melts and is pushed back out into low-gravity regions. So maybe you’d have ‘local north’ for the cell? Or a very weak magnetic field overall (yay radiation)? I don’t really know on this point.
Oh and exceptionally high-precision clocks won’t be useful except locally, because of the effect of gravity on spacetime, but that doesn’t seem so bad. Low precision clocks based on pendulums won’t be useful at all! Spring escapements should be fine though.
Maybe it would be better to live underwater?
Wow all of that, and home ownership still seems more accessible there than here. I bet real estate prices are a bargain!