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kat_angstrom ,

My car is brown.

The first time I brought it home without telling my wife the color, she was unimpressed and said that it was “shart colored”.

We immediately named it “El Sharto”, and 5 years later the name has stuck

CodexArcanum ,

My last car was named Alice after the “Alice in Chains” mix cd that was left in the cd changer when I bought it.

My current car isn’t named, because I think it might be cursed and I don’t want to give any more power to it.

dxc ,
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Mine is called Fabsi Shiroi Hotbox Guzifer and I tell you it’s possessed

makingStuffForFun ,
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The uterous. It’s a ute.

j4k3 ,
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mother trucker

BeatTakeshi OP ,
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It must feel rejuvenating coming out of it every day

originalucifer ,
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i once had a car i named 'Alice'.

i had just purchased this vehicle ('80 celica sunchaser) in west vrginia, and was driving it back when white rabbit came on the radio... the song ended and i start flipping through channels and i stumble on white rabbit playing on another station!

the song ends and i start scanning again and i shit you not, i found a third white rabbit playing.

bonus info; plates i ordered and used: "LCFR"

rockSlayer ,

My first car was a green buick lasabre that I got from a relative. It was held together by duct tape and redneck engineering, and wasn’t even supposed to make it through high school. As a condition for receiving the car, I had to continue calling it the green hornet. Ever since, my cars have been named after a famous movie vehicle. My current car is a blue civic, so naturally I had to name it the bluesmobile

Vinny_93 ,

We own a VW Polo and called it Pollie. Then I got a newer Polo, company car. We called it Marc, as in Marc-O-Polo

xylogx ,

I had an Impala that I named Vlad, so it was “Vlad the Impala”.

coffee_with_cream , (edited )

I stopped naming inanimate objects after I named a bong and it got destroyed on the first day 😞😭

tiefling ,

My current car is named Moxxi, after Mad Moxxi

Ptsf ,

Haha, I was reading through these and realized we both named our catch a rides after a borderlands theme. Mine is Hyperion, or hype for short.

davidgro ,

My first car was named “Safely”. Regardless of the quality of my driving, I was driving Safely.

My current car is Carefully.

Hadriscus ,

Wait, what happened to Safely ?

klisurovi4 ,

I guess they were driving Safely, but not carefully

davidgro ,

Got a little too safe - transmission started going out, so it became tough to even reach freeway speed.

marketsnodsbury ,

I have a bright orange Subaru Crosstrek named Poppy.

ZagamTheVile ,

Same car! I covered her with stickers and vinyls. Her name is Lydia the Tattooed Subie.

Naja_Kaouthia ,
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Colorado?

ZagamTheVile ,

Nope. East coast.

Naja_Kaouthia ,
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lol fair. My Subaru and I just migrated from Colorado to the east coast. Your description made me miss home.

dormedas ,

I bought a Tesla Model 3 back when they were new and I like Halo, so I named it “Silent Cartographer” for both being quiet and going places. It’s wordy AND nerdy, so I don’t really refer to it by its name.

comfyquaker ,
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had a 2014 Chevy Cruze named Terry

all-knight-party ,
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You probably can't "win" at naming cars, but I would say you did.

TheWeirdestCunt ,

I called mine Sasha just so I could reference meet the heavy if anyone ever moved the seats

Takeshidude ,

I had a red Veloster I called Swordfish And my friends called my blue Civic “Bad Wolf”

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