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intensely_human ,

It depends. Is the high school empty when it gets crushed?

pelletbucket ,

do I have to sign a prenup?

juliebean ,

is this like a joker dilemma where they’re both dangling over vats of acid and i only have time to save one?

wargreymon OP ,

No acid, it is like you have a love arrow but only for one shot.

juliebean ,

well, whether by bow or by vat of acid, i’d probably choose to spare my friend over some random celebrity. though i’d naturally rather not kill either of them.

crazyCat ,

Somebody’s thirsty.

InfiniWheel ,

Or melancholic

Resol ,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

Jokes on you, I never had a highschool crush.

Also, while I did kinda like Taylor Swift’s music (most of the time at least), I didn’t like her enough to have her take over my thoughts 24/7.

So the answer is neither.

wargreymon OP ,

Jokes on you, I never had a highschool crush.

That one guy gets straight 'A’s everytime, who actually pay attention to class while sitting next to the hot girl.

Resol ,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not that guy. My grades were mostly 14 to 16/20s (which is probably B or C, idk your grading system, sorry).

Hell, I couldn’t care less about school, I just wanted friends, even if it was a hot girl, but on the condition that we don’t date. Can you tell I’m asexual?

SteelCorrelation ,

High school crush. I married her.

wargreymon OP ,

Not a jumper, I see.

b3an ,
@b3an@lemmy.world avatar

Why even ask if you’re just pushing Taylor Swift and ignoring any counter-position? 🤨

wargreymon OP ,

You dodged the question, bc you are secretly a Swifty👀

shinigamiookamiryuu ,

He’s my crush for a reason, he’s the one guy to rule them all.

The benefits of Taylor Swift would just extend to music.

wargreymon OP , (edited )

She has money, music, power, influence… almost everything you could ask for

Edit: Am I missing something? Like big personalities?

tomi000 ,

If those are the qualities you seek in a partner, I am deeply sorry for you.

intelisense ,

I dunno, having the same music taste seems like a good starting point at least.

dwindling7373 ,

Hence, HS crush.

AVincentInSpace ,

if you want to date people for their money and influence and not for who they are as a person, suffice it to say I don’t expect your relationships to be particularly fulfilling. Or to last very long.

I doubt Taylor Swift would take kindly to being used.

wargreymon OP ,

I am unable to use her, bc she can make the bad guys good for a weekend 💓

crazyCat ,

The demographic of Lemmy skews toward people who aren’t into celebrity worship, probably.

Mothra ,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Neither

wargreymon OP ,

…why?

Nemo ,

Because why wife is hotter than both and a better cook.

wargreymon OP ,

Hotter than Taylor Swift is impossible 🥱

mexicancartel ,

Taylor swift is not hot at all

TheFriar ,

Yikes what even is this thread

SandbagTiara2816 ,

It’s not great

Nemo ,

She’s a skinny blonde with an angular face. That’s not for everybody, and it’s not for me.

bigkahuna1986 ,

Hot and a good cook? Is she single?

Nemo ,

I think you already know that all the food ones are taken.

Nemo ,

typo but I’mma leave it

mortrek ,

Celebrities gross me out, and my crush turned out to be an insufferable c***.

tfowinder ,

She looks like an old lady to me.

jeena ,
@jeena@piefed.jeena.net avatar

Which is not a problem if you're into old ladies.

VaultBoyNewVegas ,

I am but swift does nothing for me.

gnutrino ,

“In the dark all cats are grey”

wargreymon OP ,

I’m on HS crush🧑‍🏫

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