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spittingimage , (edited )
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I think they’d plaster our loved ones’ coffins with adverts if they could.

set_secret ,

they would but it would probably be exclusive to colonoscopy equipment ads for Drs.

deadcatbounce ,
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In some places proctology isn’t what it was.

bionicjoey ,

I recently added some Taiwanese porn sites to my wank rotation. And while some of it is good, many studios have this annoying habit of putting temporary tattoos of adverts on the performers’ bodies, usually on an asscheek and on the lower abdomen. I can’t read the ads, but I’m pretty sure they are for gambling websites.

SuperSpecialNickname ,

What the flying fuck?

bionicjoey ,

Yeah, it’s really gross. Totally ruins the mood for me. Fortunately they’re not hard to avoid

mdhughes ,
@mdhughes@lemmy.ml avatar

Bruce Bethke, the guy who actually invented cyberpunk and wrote the story Cyberpunk, wrote a book Head Crash. In which the VR hotsuit includes a “ProctoProd®” for bass. Bruce’s predictions have turned out more accurate than anyone else’s.

bestusername ,
@bestusername@aussie.zone avatar

That would be shit!

Grizzlywer ,

Eventually but it is already ass

BlackArtist ,
@BlackArtist@lemmy.world avatar

You can bet your ass they would.

0_0j ,
@0_0j@lemmy.world avatar

Heck, they would shove them in your dreams if they can (and they will, using neuralink lol); and then find crevices on the laws to navigate through, like crabs side-walking to move forward.

CanadaPlus ,

There’s not much viewership, so it better be cheap. That’s the only problem, though, if you’re advertising the right product.

kerrigan778 ,

There are 100% branded butt plugs out there.

j4k3 ,
@j4k3@lemmy.ml avatar

Fart jingles.

*ba da bu ba ba ^double arches^

New timeline plot for the bidet…

the fuck?! my Throne of Thor has HDMI?!

DancingBear ,

But if they did this where would we keep our spatulas?

southsamurai ,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

You’ve never seen dildos with the company name on them? They exist.

TheKracken ,

Introducing the Smart Pipe. Smart Pipe is a registered sex offender.

intensely_human ,

“It’s morse code!”

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