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An Essex girl is involved in a car crash and is trapped and bleeding. The paramedics soon arrive on the scene.

Medic: “I’m a paramedic and I’m going to ask you some questions. OK?”

Girl: “OK”

Medic: “what’s your name?”

Girl: “Sharon”

Medic: “OK Sharon, is this your car?”

Sharon: “yes”

Medic: “where are you bleeding from?”

Sharon: “Romford, mate.”

(I was born in Essex so I think I’m allowed to tell these :p)

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