Starbucks' new CEO will supercommute 1,000 miles from California to Seattle office instead of relocating

inb4_FoundTheVegan , 6 hours ago

Niccol can live in his home in Newport Beach, California and commute to Starbucks’ head office 1,000 miles away on a corporate jet

Replace all the Taylor Swift memes with this fucking guy.

DampSquid , 6 hours ago

We can do both, let’s not forget that Taylor Swift is a garbage person too!

hydroptic , 6 hours ago

Taylor Swift is the liberals’ emotional support billionaire

Boozilla , 6 hours ago

“I’m tall and have great hair, and I feel my thralls really need to see that.”

SpaceNoodle , 6 hours ago

I’m tall and have great hair. Am I supposed to have thralls?

stoly , 6 hours ago

And here I was thinking naively that this was an opportunity for change.

bacon_saber , 6 hours ago

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AshMan85 , 6 hours ago

Eat the rich

midnight_puker , 6 hours ago

I keep my cutlery sharp in preparation.

some_guy , 6 hours ago

What an asshole.

bizzle , 6 hours ago

Piece of shit, wow!

kfchan , 6 hours ago

Bro should one way supercommute into the sun

snekerpimp , 6 hours ago

Dude has two families

UnderpantsWeevil , 7 hours ago

Real “Meetings that could have been Emails” energy on this executive level decision.

Honestly, doing the big Star Wars Emperor hologram head would have made this guy look less evil.