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Lost_My_Mind ,

They’re going to show me pictures of people who I don’t really like, accompanied by metal music that’s probably about killing people, or eating peoples flesh, or snuggling kittens?

InFerNo ,

My first thought too

BLOWTORCH SLAUGHTER 🤘

some_guy ,

So, Grinfucked, by Devildriver, is one of the songs that’ll play for me. Ok.

Phoenix3875 ,

I first read “mortgage of the family” and somehow it’s worse.

ultratiem ,
@ultratiem@lemmy.ca avatar

I’m still pissed they scrapped my idea of sending in a cold slice of pizza cut in half with a card that reads “we love you employee -A” 😡

Xero ,
@Xero@infosec.pub avatar

Cold slice of pizza with a randomly placed large hair on it. You’ll be so distracted and lightly stressed out by the hairy cheese plank that your original major stressors will be forgotten.

scroll_responsibly ,
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Is this one of those “corporate wellness programs” we hear so much about?

Objection ,

Wow, this is just like in Severance

CaptPretentious ,

I’m having a hard time processing that’s not from The Onion…

Danquebec ,

So they’ll show family photos while playing “We shall destroy”?

That would just be weird.

massive_bereavement ,

Wow, this is a great idea for something "Friend Computer" would do in the Paranoia RPG; this community is a gold mine!

Fedizen ,

this is just the uncomfortable toilets in reverse.

stoy ,

I would not provide my employer with either photos of my loved ones or my favourite music

xia ,

This is worse than a boring distopia. This is a “let’s scientifically measure and control the breaking point of humans” level distopia.

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