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Stamets , (edited ) in I told you cloaking the cloaking device was a good idea.
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I am going to beat you to death with a hyperspanner

negativenull OP ,

I’ll defend myself with a Sonic Screwdriver

Stamets ,
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https://media.tenor.com/SIObEQ8HUy0AAAAC/just-how-i-like-it-lieutenant-shaxs.gif

SkybreakerEngineer ,

And a bag of jelly babies

NakariLexfortaine ,

Great. Instead of the Star Wars Trek, or the Star Trek Wars, we get the Star Who.

This isn’t going to be confusing at all.

negativenull OP ,

Dr. Trek

NakariLexfortaine ,

Well now we’re just discussing current events.

TubeTalkerX , in Captain Franknfurter to the Bridge

Remember Data, it’s all in the Pelvic thrust.

FancyLad , in Captain Franknfurter to the Bridge
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You muh-muh-muh-muh-muh make me happy.

HikingVet , in I told you cloaking the cloaking device was a good idea.

Rom being a mechanical genius again.

Kolanaki , in Captain Franknfurter to the Bridge
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Captain, their posterior gyrations appear to be having an adverse psychological effect on the crew!

TheMongoose ,

In order for this to be scientific, we should repeat the activity.

MrPoopyButthole , in Semantic arguments, part 2 (Hard Mode: No Pulaski... *and no Julian for lack of spots)
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EMH with ethical subroutines disabled

oeverbloem ,

He has ethical subroutines???

bloubz , in Well, surprise.

Ah yes, rape culture

Kolanaki , in Semantic arguments, part 2 (Hard Mode: No Pulaski... *and no Julian for lack of spots)
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Cat doctor from Lower Decks might cough up a hairball inside your phaser wound. On purpose.

cybervseas ,

Dr.Migleemo is the ship’s counselor, so much closer to Troi than Crusher.

FordPrefect ,
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Migleemo a’ Trois, in 3… 2… 1…

eva_sieve ,

left to right:

  • Phlox, USS Enterprise NX-01 (ENT)
  • Leonard “Bones” McCoy, USS Enterprise NCC-1701/-A (TOS)
  • Beverly Crusher, USS Enterprise NCC-1701-D/-E (TNG)
  • T’Ana, USS Cerritos NCC 75567 (LD)
  • Emergency Medical Hologram Mk. I, while there are many instantiations this one’s presumably “the Doctor,” USS Voyager NCC-74656/(-A) VOY/(+PRO, eventually)
  • Hugh Culber, USS Discovery NCC-1031/-A (DISCO)
littlecolt , (edited ) in Semantic arguments, part 2 (Hard Mode: No Pulaski... *and no Julian for lack of spots)

Culber is the real sleeper here because he’ll deal stealth emotional damage. That sweet smile, those deep eyes, and then he says the most snarky, sarcastic shit you can imagine given the situation. This is the only way to tame Stamets after all.

Stamets ,
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He also used peanuts. Turns out I’m part elephant.

FlatFootFox ,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/64984468-19bf-445c-a6db-1822f858c428.webm

Kolanaki , in We need to remodulate the phasers
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The Borg still adapt even if they use a randomly changing sequence, which means even in the future of Star Trek, they haven’t actually found a way for computers to generate real random numbers and it’s just an algorithm to simulate it, which of course the Borg can extrapolate from.

You’d think they’d have quantum mechanics on lock by the 24th century.

marcos ,

I would expect their random numbers to have at least 128 bits of entropy. Evidently, they have 2 or 3.

Swedneck ,
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for all their post-scarcity they ran out of entropy bits in the 2200’s and now they have strict rationing

Damage ,

You guys are killing me

Cringe2793 ,

Don’t the borg only adapt after they get shot? They need to experience it to adapt.

nicoweio ,

That’s an interesting idea, although I’d say in that case they just “meta-adapted”, so that even truly random variations in the same degrees of freedom would not have helped.

Anonymousllama , in 'Twas the night before first contact day..

Still one of my favorite episodes, great to see actually humble for a change

guyrocket , in Well, surprise.
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GIF central in here. Was not expecting that. You might say it was a surprise.

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/d344d44b-1d26-408e-9fac-c519f67c8b57.webm

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/0c9f5181-3c3b-4975-ab49-d1acfd78033e.webp

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/df/2e/b9/df2eb9ee57e53e64e39299f9083d18da.gif

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , in But they don't know what baseball is?
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What if this was like how swing dancing came back for a hot minute in the 90s

captain_aggravated ,
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Everything came back for a hot minute in the 90’s.

SaniFlush , in Cardassia go burrrrr

They wouldn’t be Romulans if they didn’t end every conversation announcing “YOU DIDN’T WIN!!!”

FlatFootFox , in Semantic arguments, part 2 (Hard Mode: No Pulaski... *and no Julian for lack of spots)
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The cat doctor wins on account of being able to swear. But Dr. Culber gets bonus points for sarcastically delivering medical care on occasion.

bionicjoey ,

Not only for being able to swear, but for making liberal use of that privilege

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