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Gucci_Minh , to memes in But I check for Sweet

I’m not checking for new food, I’m just wondering if my standards have dropped enough since last time I checked to eat the half a carrot and raw onion that’s been sitting there.

JimmyBigSausage , to memes in But I check for Sweet

Drugs err bad, mmmkay?

ruben ,
@ruben@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Everything in moderation

pisstoria , to memes in But I check for Sweet

sometimes it works

aquasteel , to memes in But I check for Sweet

Why does Spongebob have bread in his fridge?

NakariLexfortaine ,

Some people leave loaves of bread in the fridge to keep longer. I’ve mainly seen it from older people.

KingThrillgore ,
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

I usually buy two, keep one frozen to prevent mold from growing.

TryingToEscapeTarkov , to memes in Yea, ADHD give me super power to do that

I will dead ass be seriously trying to listen to them and then my brain is like “remember that time when…” and then all is lost.

Kase ,

Don’t be so hard on yourself, at least you remembered something! :D

baronvonj , (edited )
@baronvonj@lemmy.world avatar

I can’t begin to express how many times I got side-tracked telling myself how attentive I was going to be, and losing like 15 minutes of the lecture to that jnternal pep talk.

thorbot , to memes in Yea, ADHD give me super power to do that

Trash ass meme

MickeySwitcherooney ,

Literal boomer t-shirt joke plus baby yoda for no reason.

CrusherBiceps ,
tja , to memes in But I check for Sweet
@tja@sh.itjust.works avatar

I don’t need to be high for that

Andrew15_5 , to memes in But I check for Sweet
@Andrew15_5@mander.xyz avatar

Ah yes, the state of being high. Surely everyone can relate to that one. Even the children. /s

Don’t do drugs.

Graphine ,

It’s just weed my guy not fucking meth chill tf out

Andrew15_5 ,
@Andrew15_5@mander.xyz avatar

No one said what it is. Drugs are drugs.

Graphine ,

Typically when someone says “high” and the illustration is of red eyes, 99.9% of the time it implies weed. Not to mention it mentions munchies here which is a common symptom of being high off weed.

You’re such a fucking goodie-two-shoes lmao

Andrew15_5 ,
@Andrew15_5@mander.xyz avatar

Thanks for pointing out that I don’t do drugs, I guess?

In many places weed is illegal, so it’s objectively harmful. Weed is bad, M’kay?

Graphine ,

M’kay Mr. Counselor Mackey and I promise I won’t touch my pee pee either. Touchy touchy is bad, m’kay.

Andrew15_5 ,
@Andrew15_5@mander.xyz avatar

Touching your pee pee is normal, M’kay? It is a natural thing to do, you don’t have to be ashamed of it, M’kay?

RIP_Cheems , to cat in iPad Kid
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

What they watchin?

Rai ,

iOS app, PaintForCats!

We got it for our kittens but they always pull down the system tray thingy and pause the game.

They love it when they’re not fucking it up, though!

explodicle , to memes in But I check for Sweet

I like to call them “Schrödinger’s snacks”.

taanegl ,

I’d like to call if expiration date roulette.

hkerr159 ,

They are both in the fridge and in my stomach at the same time

KingThrillgore , to memes in But I check for Sweet
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

I tried kelp milk, it wasn’t good. I went back to duck milk.

apotheotic , to memes in I lose mine last month :(

I keep mine in the same container with all my electronics screwdriver bits, seems like the sensible place for it to be

WalrusDragonOnABike ,

Same. The electronics screwdriver set also includes a SIM ejector bit, so its a bit redundant.

apotheotic ,

Is it a bit redundant, or is it a redundant bit?

TootSweet , to memes in I lose mine last month :(

I noticed my phone battery bulging just yesterday. So I went and dug up the documentation that came with it to see if I could take advantage of the manufacturer’s warranty. No dice, but the sim card tray ejector thing was in with the user’s manual. So at least I have that. :/

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

Check out ifixit.com - your phone might be pretty repairable. It’s crazy that companies stopped making phones with replaceable batteries.

Kidplayer_666 ,

Not that much. . . . .

. . .

. . Money is why

TootSweet , (edited )

Yeah, I’ve done some research about fixing it myself on YouTube. A kit to fix it is only about $25. But I was a little intimidated by the “heat the phone to soften the adhesive so the screen will come off” step and decided to look into how much it’d cost just to get it fixed professionally.

I walked into the “Authorized Google Repair” shop with my bulging Pixel and the guy told me there was a “99.9% chance” that the screen would break in the process of replacing the battery and if he had to replace the screen too, the total cost would be more than I paid for the phone and more than I would pay to get an identical model on Amazon now.

So, I’m evaluating my options. I could get a replacement battery and a replacement screen and do a lot of research and fix it myself, which is a little risky. Or I could just contribute to the e-waste problem and get a new phone (or a refurb; this whole ordeal makes me want to not spend much on phones in the future) that has a consumer-replaceable battery.

Oh, also, I’ve had this phone for less than three years.

Also, an unlocked bootloader and a mature LineageOS or GrapheneOS or whatever other Open-Source no-Google-apps distribution is basically an absolute deal breaker must have for me. (I suppose if I do end up getting a different phone, I could look into Linux phones too, but I’m a little wary of that. I got burned with the Openmoko Neo Freerunner back in the day.) I bought this Pixel direct from the manufacturer (not through a carrier or anything) because that was the only way to get it with an unlocked bootloader so I could go LineageOS. But going that route, I only get the one-year manufacturer’s warranty. No carrier warranty or anything.

So I guess I’ll go go pray to Saint Louis Rossmann now and hope for divine inspiration. Lol.

(Ha! Sorry for the rant. I was an extremely late adopter of smartphones at all because I don’t trust them. This is the first smartphone I’ve ever had and it didn’t last me three years! Clearly I should have remained staunchly Amish for QWERTY. Lol.)

TheAnonymouseJoker ,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

Never buy a Pixel. You should look into Fairphone. By far the smartphone that will be the least ewaste.

MtDewaholic ,

I used to work in a phone repair shop, I have no clue what that guy is talking about. Ive replaced the battery on dozens of pixels and never had the screen break on me. He most likely said that because there is always some risk of something breaking during the repair, so by stating it up front he won’t get any angry customers after the fact.

TootSweet ,

Ha! Well, that’s good info to have. That makes me more confident to try replacing the battery myself with a $25 kit from Amazon. Thanks for the input!

FartsWithAnAccent ,
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That guy is bullshitting you: I used to work in a repair shop and screens breaking on any device is uncommon, but even if the screen does break, it’s cheaper to replace it yourself than it would be to pay them.

I suppose it’s possible he wasn’t lying, but that would mean that he’s really shitty at his job and breaks 99%+ phones he works on.

LemmyIsFantastic ,

You can replace phone batteries. It’s not that hard. It’s just harder than sliding it in.

It costs $15 plus the battery cost to have a professional with warranty to do it for you.

FartsWithAnAccent ,
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Depends somewhat on the phone on how easy it is to do, but if you’re technically inclined, depending on what the shop charges, it might be worth doing yourself (especially if you have a decent heat gun that can be set reliably to lower temperatures and know how to repair tech already). $15 is worth it IMO, even if you are good with tech, but some places might charge more.

Gradually_Adjusting , to memes in I lose mine last month :(
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

I’m responsible for a lot of things

kubica , to memes in I lose mine last month :(
@kubica@kbin.social avatar

Yay, what's my prize?

Mothra ,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

You can now go on a resetting rampage

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

Hoarder status.

kubica ,
@kubica@kbin.social avatar

Finally being recognized after so many years of "why do you save that?".

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

This is your moment!

radioactiveradio ,

Sounding

Catsrules ,

You can eject sims cards whenever you want.

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