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EmergMemeHologram , to cat in I will just take it.

It’s illegal to own something so smol, so be careful trying to get a refund

FuyuhikoDate , to lemmyshitpost in Respectfully

This is no shit post… This is Quality marketing!

Viking_Hippie , to memes in But My memory is shit.

Also, the question is basically “would robbing you be worth it?”

Viking_Hippie , to lemmyshitpost in Respectfully

But they want to take a detour on the way there 🤔

bmsok ,

Are hitchikers welcome?

Viking_Hippie ,

As long as they know where their towel is.

bmsok ,

You’ve got a chamois cloth for the windshield, right?

NESSI3 , (edited ) to cat in I will just take it.

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boeman ,

Take the kitten out first.

CaptainBlagbird , to memes in But My memory is shit.
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

Plot twist: OP is talking about Bitcoin

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Monero probably, cuz transaction history is obfuscated

Engywuck , (edited ) to cat in I will just take it.

You got more for he money than a fucking phone. Don’t complain.

hoshikarakitaridia , to cat in I will just take it.

You take that damn galaxy purr 5 and don’t ever question it

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

“Do you want salmon or chicken today?” Is a perfectly acceptable question.

Also, “can I refresh that water for you?” And “may I offer scritches and toy time?”

RIP_Cheems , to lemmyshitpost in I have to remember?
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Huh?

ThatWeirdGuy1001 , to lemmyshitpost in I have to remember?
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

A friend of mine will always ask shit like "do you remember what we talked about yesterday? And I’m over here like “Idk wtf we talked about an hour ago bitch give me some fuckin details”

MasterNerd , to lemmyshitpost in I have to remember?
@MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

I forgor

gedaliyah , to aww in Why its shape is wierd too?
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

He’s even blushing?

EmoBean , to lemmyshitpost in I have to remember?

Just keep swimming just keep swimming

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot , to aww in Why its shape is wierd too?

Got the wrong sport. A birdie is used in badminton.

Viking_Hippie ,

No no, everyone knows a birdie is a golf thing…

HerbalGamer , to lemmyshitpost in I have to remember?
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

THE 23RD NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER?

Viking_Hippie ,

ba-de-ya, say do you remember?

FinalRemix ,

21st, but your heart’s in the right place.

HerbalGamer ,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

damn I was gonna put that but doubted myself

ezures ,

October 3rd?

Or April 30th?

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