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TheOSINTguy , to programmerhumor in Polly wants a deliverable

And yet he is better then most

victorz , (edited )

Better and most? Wow. But most only later? Huh.

Edit: not meant to be toxic… Guess the inflections weren’t conveyed well through text.

Lifter ,

This is more toxic then funny.

victorz ,

I’m glad it was funny eventually at least 😆

dual_sport_dork , to lemmyshitpost in car insurance
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

As your attorney I advise you to buy a bus pass.

femboy_bird , to lemmyshitpost in wealth

Checkmate liberals

DragonTypeWyvern ,

I don’t think Elon is a liberal by even the definitions of people that don’t actually know what it means.

femboy_bird ,

Liberal: a person that got checkmated by logic

Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_lAb8m9MpI

agamemnonymous , to funny in I'M SUCH A NICE BIRD
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Building a beautiful house is slightly more involved than weaving together some sticks and twigs that you found.

whereisk ,

Not if you don’t have hands

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

There’s obvious limitations, but some birds make much better nests than others. The rufous hornero is probably the best bird in that category, they make nests out of clay.

JadenSmith ,

Pigeon nests are even shittier than that. They literally put some twigs down and call it a day. Honestly it’s a wonder how they even survive. Google for ‘pigeon nest’ for a good laugh, they’re just so terrible at it, like imagine a person giving bits of wood as a house.

webghost0101 , to technology in Fully working 270€ Nest Dropcam will no longer be supported.

Normalize mandatory open source when a product is no longer supported. Either we pay for a service and they Replace it free of charge or we own it properly

  • stop e-waste/ longevity
  • Breed innovation
  • Foster community engagement
  • Boost educational value
  • Improve compatibility and interoperability
  • Empower user customization and flexibility
4am , to memes in Are you winning so…

Yes, it seems they are

VintageTech , to programmerhumor in Windows95Man to represent Finland in Eurovision. Linus Torvalds must be so disappointed

Linus gets that this is a joke, just like Windows.

yngmnwntr , to memes in Wrong explanations only

We learned the secrets of firemaking from helpful friendly earthworms.

HerbSolo , to programmerhumor in Totally logical and expected functionality

I’m having the same issue at work at the moment. When I connect to my dual monitor setup at work, all my usb devices stop working. Mouse, keyboard, the internal camera, monitors… All dead till you reboot, then they work for 10 Minutes again.

Now i have the same Monitor setup at home, no issues here. Mind you, it’s a Lenovo ThinkPad with Lenovo monitors and it worked for years without issues.

The Lenovo technician told our IT guy that’s because my monitor setup at home is another generation with a different chipset in the usb hub/switch. After giving us a few tips that didn’t work, like disconnecting the Monitors from power for a minute or using a different port on the notebook they defaulted to “You’re shit out of luck because the support ends after 4 years” - The monitors are 4 years old.

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  • HerbSolo ,

    Thanks for your input. I think there’s some software bug causing this, the same hardware worked without issues for years and now, not all of us are affected (all devs are using the same laptop) Anyways, I won’t waste too much time analyzing this, I’m doing mostly home office as a workaround and the ops guys are going to take a look next week.

    sundrei , to programmerhumor in Totally logical and expected functionality
    @sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    I can’t remember which model it was, but wasn’t there a MacBook Pro that had 4 USB-C ports, only two of which supported Thunderbolt? Want to connect your monitor to the right side of the machine? Well… tough shit, I guess.

    QuaternionsRock ,

    That’s especially weird considering “pure” USB-C can support 4K/144Hz/HDR with DSC. I guess they just aren’t connected to the M1/M2 GPU.

    asamson23 ,

    As far as I’m aware, all the MacBook Pros with 4 USB C ports, both the 13 and 15/16inch from 2016 until the Apple Silicon ones arrived, were all Thunderbolt certified. I also remember in a few of the teardowns from iFixit that those devices also has one Thunderbolt controller per side.

    FUCKRedditMods , to memes in Great, now it’s stuck in my head : I’m blue, dadodidadoda dadodidadodaaaa🎶

    Ahem, daBAdee daBAda

    HerbalGamer ,

    Absolutely correct. I came here to tell them off but thank you for doing it for the rest of us.

    foggy ,

    Woot oor you twoo toolking aboot? OP hod it obsolutely correct

    balderdash9 ,
    brlemworld , to mildlyinfuriating in New cars are great...

    Why the fuck would the engine be on?

    StopSpazzing ,
    @StopSpazzing@lemmy.world avatar

    Because oil companies pay them to keep it running sarcasm

    azan ,

    To ensure that the update process finishes without interruption due to weak battery - if that happens it can brick your car. Tbf you can also just connect the battery to a power source and keep the engine off. Depending on update and car updates that take a few hours are not unheard of

    tias ,

    This is such extremely poor engineering that it throws me into a rage. There is nothing to prevent them from installing the update in the background progressively while driving and then just switching to the new version in one swift atomic operation (like changing the name of a directory) when it’s ready

    Aux ,

    That’s additional work. Easier to tell people to run the engines.

    dinckelman ,

    We both know that this will never happen. For the same reason why you can get a 300k$ car, and have an infotainment system that runs at 3fps. They don’t have any incentive to make it run better

    IMALlama ,

    It’s a mix of piece coat optimization and a lot of creep in what used to be a pretty lightweight process throwing it into the ditch.

    The things that run software in cars largely fall into one of two camps: MCUs and SOCs. Think Arduinos and Raspberry PIs. Background programming, with an active and inactive partition, is absolutely possible on a SOC. They’re even file based, so you can do all kinds of clever things. Cars tend to not have many SOCs, so it’s not a monumental task to pitch having them each coat a little bit more for extra storage/processing. The biggest hurdles here are automotive grade and the very long development cycles. These both mean that the hardware is 3+ years old when it launches.

    MCUs tend to have monolithic software builds (think literally everything gets compiled into a single .exe). There are a million billion of these things in a typical vehicle from most automotive OEMs. It’s… very hard to make them all have more capacity because you would take that cost and multiply it by 40 or so to get all the MCUs on a vehicle ‘upgraded’ for extra capacity.

    If this all sounds a little crazy, it is. From two angles. First: do we really need as much software control in cars as we do? Marketing departments seem to think so. Second: the reason why there are so many small compute units in a car is the slow migration from mechanically controlled components to electrically controlled on. Back in the 80s the majory of automatic transmissions shifted based on a very complex mechanical system (look up a transmission valve body if you’re curious). Moving that to electronic control meant adding a computer to control that functional. Now take this and multiply it and you’ll kind of see the wreck in motion. Most OEMs are moving toward more centralized compute (fewer, larger, and smarter control units), but new electrical architectures take a lot of time/effort so it’s slow going.

    tias ,

    I’m pretty sure that what’s being updated here is just the software for the infotainment display, which is likely a pretty powerful SOC that has nothing to do with any components that are necessary for driving the car.

    JokeDeity ,

    There’s two major things limiting them actually. Bad software developers and using the barest possible minimum on processors and RAM to run the systems.

    Qwaffle_waffle ,

    I wonder if cut backs on the processing power had any relation to the chip supply chain issues over the past year or two?

    zalgotext ,

    Probably has more to do with the extreme penny pinching most auto manufacturers do

    fuckwit_mcbumcrumble ,

    Backup cameras are mandatory by federal law. If your device is updating when you put the car in reverse then that wouldn’t be allowed.

    tias ,

    It won’t be, if it’s done right.

    gveltaine ,

    a few hours!?

    IWantToFuckSpez , to memes in No context

    I can hear this meme

    ChewbaccasClitoris ,
    @ChewbaccasClitoris@lemmy.nz avatar

    Like an angry bobcat being waterboarded

    VanillaGorilla ,

    Now I want to watch it. But I really don't

    Mothra ,

    I just watched it for the first time, a few hours ago.

    It’s not going to scar you for life like 2girls 1cup, but you will definitely remember the soundtrack. It’s NSFW, but just because of a dildo- and the practice described- otherwise it’s rather safe, explicit but safe.

    If you have an aversion to slurping sounds, don’t watch it.

    VanillaGorilla ,

    Two girls was rough. I was not prepared for it when it came out. The world was a safer place back then.

    Mothra ,

    Indeed. I was too innocent back then too.

    Blue2a2 ,

    It’s like Gollum being powerwashed

    MX36 ,
    @MX36@lemmy.ml avatar

    I can taste this meme

    TicklishRocket , to steamdeck in Probably the worst Deck 2 design I've seen

    I am almost positive the Steam Deck 2 will be the same design with upgraded hardware, maybe additional USB port or something.

    Valve put a lot of RND into the Decks design and ergonomics. I think it would be a waste of money to change it. Money i would rather them use towards an OLED screen or something.

    lapommedeterre ,

    Yeah, I’m expecting the same. Maybe some exhaust differences with newer heatsink tech.

    Psythik ,

    I hope they find a way to make it almost as thin as a PSP or a Switch, and powerful enough to play games at 1080p. Maybe then I’ll consider one.

    tiltmachine ,

    Improving on things isn’t a waste of money especially if they’re successful enough to achieve the main goal, ie. make games more accessible to more devices, instead of making the perfect handheld (which is unlikely for a first iteration). The body is too big for the screen, too heavy, new SOC means new considerations internally like cooling and battery, keeping the current form is arguably more stupid since it will probably limit actual improvements.

    That concept art is ugly though.

    Neato , to funny in Yeah, about that…
    @Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

    Nah. We knew the difference between ignorance and stupidity before then.

    hydroptic OP ,

    We did not, or at least not universally: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Information_deficit_model

    GorGor ,

    I have to admit, even while finding the crooked corners of the internet with rotten and CJ, I did hold onto the belief that access to information was going to lift the masses up out of ignorance. I knew about flamewars since the BBS days. I knew about trolls since rm -rf advice was given. I, in my naivete, seriously underestimated the effects of these phenomenon on society writ large.

    OsaErisXero ,

    As with many things, I think the point where it all started to go down hill was once facebook became a thing.

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