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Ilovethebomb , to noncredibledefense in himbs thirsty

Shlorp Shlorp Shlorp Shlorp Shlorp.

WolfLink , to noncredibledefense in himbs thirsty

There’s an anime about this called Dragon Pilot

Natanael ,

How to train your Saab 35 Draken

mindbleach , to noncredibledefense in himbs thirsty
hydroptic OP ,

that’s like the Time Cube of diagrams, holy fuck

mindbleach ,

Nahhh, it’s just a really fucky Venn diagram. In every sense.

nuke ,
mindbleach ,

Look me in the eyes and tell me that’s the most objectionable point on the graph.

nxdefiant ,

Trill, Unjoined worm

mindbleach ,

In the pentagon of shame where it belongs.

Ummdustry ,

ok but here me out: symbiotes are famously in short supply on trill, they gotta repopulate somehow.

mindbleach ,

Gonna bet that’s not how.

Lucidlethargy , to noncredibledefense in himbs thirsty

I love it.

psud , to noncredibledefense in himbs thirsty

Every plane sometimes need a drink. It’s a shame MH370 didn’t tell anyone where it was going for a swim

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot , to funny in I fuckin' knew it!

The world is a vampire.

RememberTheApollo_ , to funny in More wisdom from Supply Side Jesus

“If I give all these starving people free food nobody will want to work anymore!” —Supply Side Jesus

spicytuna62 , to funny in I fuckin' knew it!
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  • Vehicle - equipment that carries people, animals, and/or cargo;
  • Unmanned - not controlled by a single person or crew;
  • Aerial - idk this bitch is floating.

Conclusion: Earth fits the definition of an Unmanned Aerial Vehicle aka a drone. Thanks Obama.

OpenStars , to funny in I fuckin' knew it!
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I knew it all along!

TetraVega , to funny in I fuckin' knew it!

Ever hear of flat Bigfoot theory? The reason there aren’t any good pictures is he turns 90 degrees and becomes too thin to see.

Zachariah , to funny in I fuckin' knew it!
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… and “wet” is just water.

orangeNgreen , to funny in I fuckin' knew it!
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The Flat Bird Society appreciates your efforts to spread the truth.

Shardikprime , to funny in More wisdom from Supply Side Jesus

Interestingly enough, right after feeding about 15k people, these same people tried to make Jesus their king. I mean, free food right?

And the absolute Chad just went out and retreated, refusing to involve himself in politics as he was to be already king of another kingdom

Even more interesting than that, the next day, the same people were expecting to be fed again…he clearly understood people were associating with him for material gain. He does exhort them to work for their sustenance.

But it’s important to understand that at the time, Jesus was putting more focus on exhorting people to work on the pursuit of his father’s kingdom and excellent deeds, declaring himself the son of god, and himself (as the word of god) living bread to be fed on

At which point most of these people lost all interest, being shocked as, as always, they suffered of literal thinking, asking themselves in disgust, “how can we eat this man’s flesh?”. This was the people who literally wanted him as King the day before.

This was basically all it took for everyone except the 12 apostles to leave

General_Effort ,

Interesting take. There’s the standard conservative anti-welfare message, but also very old-fashioned anti-catholicism. I guess this is from a conservative US version of Protestantism. But which denomination exactly? Or is that standard fare for evangelicals these days?

Ummdustry ,

I’m not sure I see the anti-catholicism?

General_Effort ,

It always comes down to transubstantiation versus consubstantiation.

-Lisa Simpson

I don’t think that the whole transubstantiation issue is big for Catholics, in practice. But they are supposed to believe that during mass, bread and wine literally turn into the flesh and blood of Jesus Christ. Protestants have a slightly different take. Maybe it only becomes an issue in the context of the British domination of Ireland. I’m not sure, but at least in some Protestant/Anglican circles the Catholic belief was/is considered barbaric. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transubstantiation#Anglican…

Maybe it’s derived from 19th century Anglicanism, when there were poor houses and Famine Roads?

Side note: As a neutral person (ie atheist), I find the retelling of the “feeding of the multitude” rather dubious. The anti-welfare message isn’t there. It’s a common conservative talking point in the US, that government welfare makes people dependent. The thing about eating Jesus is from elsewhere. It doesn’t belong in that story. The author adapted these pieces from the bible and made inserted their own teachings.

It’s funny how little connection there is between scripture and actual teachings. For abortion, they bothered to change the text.

BilboBargains , to funny in More wisdom from Supply Side Jesus

Come back OG Jesus, all is forgiven.

hydroptic OP ,

Conservatives would literally murder him if he were to come back. A brown-skinned wokist telling people to love each other would not be popular

frezik ,

I’m not sure I’d like the actual guy, either. The stories we have are the result of several decades of embellishment before eventually being written down. Some no doubt make him look better than the actual story, and others are just made up entirely.

From what we do know about him, he was a weird apocalyptic peasant preacher. He probably was executed for exactly what he was accused of before the Romans: trying to make himself the king of the Jews by leading an overthrow of the Romans. People like that aren’t healthy people to be around; see your modern apocalyptic cult leader for details.

hydroptic OP ,

Yeah I doubt the historical Jesus (or Jesuses – apparently there may have been more than one) was nearly as nice as the Bible makes him out to be.

EmperorHenry , to funny in More wisdom from Supply Side Jesus
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I’m non-religious, but I’m more in line with that Jesus wanted people to do than most self proclaimed Christians

On the issues of war, healthcare, wages, rights to bodily autonomy, rights to actually have control over the things you buy. I’m with Jesus on all that.

Hadriscus ,

hells yea, atheists with Jesus !!

Ummdustry ,

I will just point out that most of Christendom does have pretty strong workers protections/universal healthcare etc… (or at the very least has flirted with it in the past between corrupt governments: see Italy/Russia/Greece/Venuzula). America Is very much the odd-ball here.

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