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Hovenko , to memes in Another sacrifice in the name of science
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So he bought a microwave to microwave a microwave.

charlytune , to memes in Day. Ruined.
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I trod on a slug recently while wearing socks. The slime didn’t come out in the wash. Bleeuuurrgghhhh.

lost_in_the_bewilderness ,

Gross. I’ve sat my naked butt on one… at night, on the edge of a hot tub. Worst experience ever haha.

AngryCommieKender , to memes in Day. Ruined.

This is why I have steel toes sandals, and water shoes. If there’s even a slight possibility of my feet getting wet, I’m wearing one of those.

Imgonnatrythis ,

If you have children better just wear those all the time.

PenguinJuice , to memes in Day. Ruined.

I never understood this. I sleep with wet socks on and the fan. Helps keep me cool at night.

Lexam , to memes in Mandatory, and booked over a lunch hour

They don’t see an opportunity to reduce employee workloads, just employees.

empireOfLove , to memes in Mandatory, and booked over a lunch hour

Easy. Open webinar on computer. Leave desk.

moar_salt , to memes in Day. Ruined.

Someone once said, after a long day of volunteering, if you don't have enough time for a nice shower, a nice fresh pair of socks does so much good for you.

thanks_shakey_snake , to memes in Mandatory, and booked over a lunch hour

Sleep is sooo important you guys. And science says exercise is actually really good for you. Make sure to get lots of natural sunlight. Take time for you. Have you considered journaling?

Anyway here’s my website and a link to a book that I wrote (digital only). Thanks for the $8000 and have a blessed day!

drolex ,

Money is not everything in life, my good friend! Subscribe to my LinkedIn webinar for only $80/month to discover why!

ArtVandelay ,
@ArtVandelay@lemmy.world avatar

“All my life I had been told money doesn’t buy happiness. Then I realized the people who were saying that were the ones with all the money. So, I figured they were trying to hide a good thing.” -Tony Curtis, Operation Petticoat

Skaryon ,

We literally had a coach type woman give a webinar where she spouted all of that crap and a healthy dose of “have you tried not being depressed”?

Luckily we’re not in the US and workers dare speak up and raised hell until the company leadership apologized (not that we believe it but hey)

shikitohno , to memes in Mandatory, and booked over a lunch hour

Screw that, I'm just taking a later lunch then. It they don't like it, they can take it up with the Department of Labor to see what they think of making employees attend a meeting during their breaks.

FunderPants , to memes in Mandatory, and booked over a lunch hour

Just another way business downloads costs into it’s employees. Can’t improve working conditions with W@H, vacation, sicktime, work load, shorter hours or pay raises. Instead everyone gets $1.00 a pay taken off for the EAP program so they can watch webinars on mindfulness in their own time.

Rubbish

LEDZeppelin , to memes in Mandatory, and booked over a lunch hour

Better yet… invite a cheesy motivational speaker who part times as a used car salesman and a crypto bro

scrubbles ,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

I legit had a “motivational speaker” come in and tell us how the metaverse was literally changing society for the better and how we should all be fully invested in crypto. No shit, deadpan told us that, when Bitcoin was at 60k.

That was the largest waste of time and company money I have ever seen. So so so many back channel chats about how stupid it was.

Knusper ,

Our upper management paid for consulting a while ago and that consultant was similarly peddling bullshit numbers how much interest there is for the metaverse. Of course, from a survey conducted by that consulting company, so you couldn’t even check their methodology etc…

Well, and upper management felt this was so insightful that they made a company-wide announcement with those numbers.

Thing is, we’re an IT company. It felt like a quarter of all employees commented under that announcement, that this did not match up with their own observations at all.
Basically, management got scammed and fell for it wholesale, when they could have just talked to their employees.

TopRamenBinLaden , to memes in Another sacrifice in the name of science

Poor guy learned the hard way.

Microwaves are not to be fucked with. Microwaves are produced inside the oven by an electron tube called a magnetron. The microwaves are then reflected within the metal interior of the oven where they are absorbed by food.

When a magnetron bombards another magnetron with microwaves it produces a feedback loop that can result in an explosion. This phenomenon was first recorded in 1998, the same year that The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

ElBarto ,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

The second I read 1998 I was like, there’s no fucking way and then bam!

Custoslibera ,

Hey you’re a big phoney! You’re not the real hell in a cell guy!

craftyindividual ,

u/shittymorph gone but not dead. Just still on Reddit presumably

FurtiveFugitive ,

Mom, I want shittymorph!

No, we have shittymorph at home already.

Vyllenor , to memes in Another sacrifice in the name of science

When you try to put a bag of holding into another bag of holding

Hexagon ,

Or search google on google

MonkderZweite ,

This is not allowed?

Vyllenor ,

Placing a bag of holding inside an extradimensional space created by a handy haversack, portable hole, or similar item instantly destroys both items and opens a gate to the Astral Plane. The gate originates where the one item was placed inside the other. Any creature within 10 feet of the gate is sucked through it to a random location on the Astral Plane. The gate then closes. The gate is one-way only and can’t be reopened.

avocado , to memes in Another sacrifice in the name of science

Reminds me of The Microwave Show

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Alto ,
@Alto@kbin.social avatar

THE MASKS! THEY DO NOTHING!

ComradeChairmanKGB , to memes in Another sacrifice in the name of science
@ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml avatar

They only assume he died, and that it was just an explosion. In actuality he opened up an unstable portal and was sucked through, then it exploded.

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