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red_pigeon , to memes in Stats

68% of statistical facts are incorrect, including this one

Wanderer , to lemmyshitpost in Male Loneliness

Remember the glory that was 90’s optimism.

30 years later I thought we would live in a better 90’s.

Instead we live in a really shit future that’s worse than even the 90s.

iknowitwheniseeit ,

I saw someone point out on a reply similar nostalgic message: this is basically the plot of The Matrix.

Anyolduser ,

We’re communicating instantaneously over a globe spanning computer network. In the early 90s that was not possible for the average joe. It was only in the very tail end of the decade that doing so didn’t require a fair amount of money and/or technical knowledge.

The network provides all of the information in every library on the planet to us instantaneously.

Kusimulkku ,

No offense but I’d gladly not talk to any of you fuckers if it meant all the good shit came back

Asafum ,

I hate those kinds of takes to be honest…

The world is on fire, fascism is on the rise, war is everywhere, prices are out of control, the future looks bleak as fuck, but yeah we have tictok… Woohoo…

Deme ,

I don’t disagree, but this context is a bit weird given that starship troopers depicts a rosy vision of the future but with fascism.

Wanderer ,

I know there is a bit Internet belief that starship troopers is fascist but I’m not convinced.

Everyone is equal, free healthcare and education.They have an entry to vote so admittedly not everyone gets a vote. But absolutely anyone can choose to serve their government and by serving you automatically get a vote. Tbh I think there are arguments for that system. Once you get citizenship the system is completely democratic. They have propaganda but it is total war and which democracy hasn’t had propaganda during total war?

The book goes into it more and the book is a lot more serious and less campy. Verhoeven did try to twist it as much as possible which lost a lot but he still made a really entertaining movie.

Deme , (edited )

Sorry for the late reply. I admit I haven’t read the book and thus can’t comment on it, but the movie is a great commentary on fascism, because it surprises us by making us notice that “Wait a second, I’m rooting for the fascists. How did that happen?!”. The visual messaging is pretty clear with the giant eagles, Hugo Boss leather uniforms and overall militarlism and xenophobia, but it goes much deeper than that.

Everyone gets free healthcare and education, as long as you’re part of ‘us’ instead of ‘them’. We’re used to the fascism where ‘us’ is some ethnic or religious group of humans and ‘them’ is some different group of humans. In starship troopers however, the fascism gets to fly under the radar by making the entirety of humanity the in-group. The aliens don’t need to be dehumanized because they’re quite clearly not human. Yet they feel fear and are only reacting to the spread of humans into their neighbourhood, while humans are outright shouting for genocide. “The only good bug is a dead bug!”

Wisecrack made a good breakdown of this a while back.

Technus , to risa in Whoops

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/b23cd2c8-587a-428a-9205-9c1d0a7fa63e.webp

There was apparently a transporter malfunction when posting this to Lemmy too.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Cross posting.

Normally I would have a witty reply but it’s late here

Technus ,

Yeah the juxtaposition made it funnier lol

Deello , to memes in Stats

So in other words I’m above average

Norgur , to memes in Stats

The number of skeletons inside of a human body is statistically greater than 1.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Fuck, that’s a good one

XenoWarden ,

I don’t get this one…?

Dhs92 ,

Bebe

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar
mexicancartel ,

Skeletons, not bones

Preggerant

knorke3 ,

actually, you’re forgetting about amputees and people born with fewer limbs. it’s likely less than 1.

Norgur ,

Skeleton, not bones. Amputees still have.a skeleton, don't they?

Vengefu1Tuna ,

I lost my skele back in 'nam

Norgur ,

Dang commies!

knorke3 ,

the question is: is a skeleton that’s missing pieces still “one skeleton”? And if so, at which point does it become not a skeleton? Because i’m reasonably sure you wouldn’t call a severed foot a skeleton even though it is still arguably “one skeleton” that is just missing a lot of pieces.

AzzyDev ,

i think a skeleton is just multiple bones together that are attached. A pile of bones isn’t a skeleton, it’s a pile of bones

knorke3 ,

so by your definition a severed foot is, indeed, a skeleton. huh.

AzzyDev ,

If an anthropologist found a 2-million year old intact foot, I think they’d call it a skeleton, sure.

knorke3 ,

i somehow have a feeling that they’d call that a partial skeleton (aka. less than one)

AzzyDev ,

ehh, partial skeleton, skeleton, what’s the difference? a few missing bones never hurt anybody! /s

Zatore , to memes in Stats

I’m partially responsible for this stat

can ,

Aren’t we all?

Zatore ,

Ya, but I’m also why the number is less than two

ArmoredThirteen ,

In a few months I’ll be doing my part to lower the average

AVincentInSpace ,

best of luck with your lopemoffomy

ArmoredThirteen ,

Somehow never heard that term before but I’m here for it

ApathyTree ,
@ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

By being female or through loss?

Cuz I mean roughly half the population of the US has zero by default and they are included in this statistic. So for them you may also be part of why the number is greater than zero.

notoftenthat ,

Unfortunate encounter with a Laplander.

Pistcow , to memes in Stats

Unless there’s a lot of dudes with 3 it really is less than 1 on average.

www.statista.com/…/us-population-by-gender/

Track_Shovel OP ,

Shut up before we start talking about p values…

qupada ,

p is stored in the balls...

Pistcow ,

Did you just assume my p-values!?

Track_Shovel OP ,

No, but I know what you LSmean

Scubus ,

Damn girl, your bell curves are statistically significant

InputZero ,

Let’s all calm down, and have some Chi at the square.

PrunesMakeYouPoop , to lemmyshitpost in *Porcelain shatters*

Demolition edition? I'ma need SIX seashells for this.

tacosanonymous , to lemmyshitpost in *Porcelain shatters*

I hate everything about this.

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

I don’t know, “Frighteningly sudden” has a certain magic to it.

Cylusthevirus , to lemmyshitpost in Help him...
@Cylusthevirus@kbin.social avatar

How many forks could a forklift lift if a forklift could lift forks.

IDontHavePantsOn ,

1000 forks plus packaging is 4lbs.

250 forks per pound.

Standard forklift capacity is 5000lbs.

250 x 5000 = 1,250,000 forks.

Maybe slightly realistically and safely, due to load height and placement restrictions, let’s just call it between 750,000 and 1,000,0000 forks.

Forks can fork a lot of forks. Fork.

Rodeo ,

You’re definitely going to run into a size limit before you hit the weight limit with something that light and bulky.

Better math would be to measure the dimensions of a case and count how many cases fit on a standard 3’ x 4’ pallet stacked eight feet high.

JoMiran , to lemmyshitpost in I finally found him
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

I did this in 2003. I designed a new server room for a company and had to transition their servers from the zero cable management abomination they previously had to my over engineered fishbowl. To get the servers off the racks I literally had to take garden shears and cut the cables. The pile was a few feet high and I sat on it like a throne because no sane person would pass on that opportunity.

Samsy , to lemmyshitpost in I finally found him

I saw this picture with a lot of jokes. I like the: “he is getting all the reported for wrong password - messages”

Anyway: Game of trunks?

AgentGrimstone , to memes in double take

I saw it but it took effort

sbv , to memes in double take

Everyone here is saying “I didn’t see it” while some of us needed to stare for a couple of seconds to see the actual image.

Ghyste , to memes in double take

Not a meme.

Track_Shovel OP ,
Ghyste ,

That was obvious.

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