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deegeese , to lemmyshitpost in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!

What do you recommend for a 1000L IBC tank?

Track_Shovel OP ,

5 oysters.

bobs_monkey ,

6, there be overage

jopepa ,

You can offset that by changing the feeding schedule. Just replenish the tank with gray water every other day instead of daily and you should be fine with only four.

dantheclamman ,
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You might find it hard in a closed system to maintain the alkalinity needed for them to thrive long-term! Source: I study bivalves

deegeese ,

Would a little agricultural runoff help?

dantheclamman ,
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Hard to say without knowing its composition. If rich in ammonium, the nitrification (oxidation to nitrate) might lead to lower alkalinity. If rich in nitrate, it might help alkalinity, but only if there’s some lower oxygen area of the tank like a bank of sediment, where denitrification can happen

empireOfLove2 , to lemmyshitpost in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!
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Damnit, I have 228 liters of dirty water…

bobs_monkey ,

Sounds like you need two oysters

dabaldeagul ,
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Good thing the 2nd oyster is free if you call now!

empireOfLove2 ,
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But if I have 2 oysters they’re gonna over clean the water or the second oyster is just gonna be wasted on only 1 liter of water.

dabaldeagul ,
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You will have room for future expansion. The oysters filter water every day.

GiddyGap ,

Get 1 1/227 oysters.

empireOfLove2 ,
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Holy shit you’re a genious!!1

GrammatonCleric , to memes in Essential NPC
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Dicks out for causality

Altofaltception , to lemmyshitpost in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!

The pearl industry hates this one trick

EffortlessEffluvium , to memes in Do yourself a favor

47 years ago, my 4th grade (US) teacher made me eat the school cafeteria’s cole slaw, never mind that I told her I really don’t like cole slaw. Threw it right up! My mother was pretty mad at my teacher for that…

earthwalker31 , to memes in Meatballs
Mischala , to memes in Meatballs

Here’s a free gift.
The word homeowner has Meow in the middle of it.
It’s actually ho-moew-ner
Good luck trying to forget this infohazard.

LaserTurboShark69 , to memes in shocked, I say

This meme awoke deep rooted childhood trauma I completely forgot I had

ILikeBoobies , to memes in shocked, I say

He’s really bad as a host

That’s the only joke he has that isn’t racist

Moira_Mayhem ,

He’s really bad as a host

You say that but his stupid shocked face literally kept the show alive long LONG after it should have passed away peacefully.

I mean its almost like his semi incompetence is a cultivated branding trait now.

ILikeBoobies ,

Maybe it’s an American thing

To me Canada’s version is much better because we have a host that can actually read the questions and banter with the people

Moira_Mayhem ,

Yeah American TV is definitely lowest common denominator. It’s popular because it caters to the same kind of people that would like ‘ow my nuts’ from idiocracy, and those kinds are endless in number.

Again, he’s not a good host for comedy, delivery, or pacing, but his stupid face and bumbling nature is beloved by many.

Like a children’s birthday clown without makeup.

ComradeChairmanKGB , to memes in shocked, I say
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They did hwat with the who?

boatsnhos931 , to lemmyshitpost in Walk for miles

Not that efficient if someone tries to beat you up every 20 feet for walking like a creep

CaptainBlagbird , to memes in shocked, I say
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I still have nightmares from that Pingu episode Dx

CaptKoala ,

Same

smitten ,

Ikr why tf did they make such nightmare fuel

verity_kindle , to noncredibledefense in Hurling consequences up to 30 km away
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This is wisdom.

obinice , to memes in shocked, I say
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I dunno who that Steve guy is, but what’s with that photo of Jamie Hyneman?!

soycapitan451 ,

It’s from an episode of Pingu. I only know this because it terrified me as a child and still haunts my nightmares as I approach my 40s.

Zoboomafoo , to memes in shocked, I say

Paul Harvey > Steve Harvey

nnjethro ,

Good day!

UnrepententProcrastinator ,

Easy to beat, Steve Harvey is a very vocal anti-atheist. Immediate POS in my book.

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