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ihavenopeopleskills , to noncredibledefense in Target locked. Smite inbound.
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/m/whoosh

Reference?

LemmyKnowsBest , to lemmyshitpost in No pets

okay but what if I’m only going to stay there 24 hours and then die? Do I still have to pay for a whole month?

Matty_r ,
@Matty_r@programming.dev avatar

Please arrange a professional clean prior to vacating or we will arrange our own and the cost will be forwarded to you. Thanks.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

But I’m not vacating my cozy nook after I die. Do you still require tenants to pay rent when dead?

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Yes. Plus security deposit. We’re going to need to hire security for the crowd that will gather outside when we pull out your corpse.

Wogi ,

Ummm…

They never pulled him out. He’s still in there buried in concrete.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Believe it or not, he also never paid rent.

Wogi ,

Upset your landlord with this one neat trick!!

PhlubbaDubba , to lemmyshitpost in No pets

We should really have a spelunking agency go around closing off these “no room to turn around” passageways because as fun as these caver types are personally, they’re also the kind of morons who see a very obviously dangerous hole off the recommended path and think “LEZZDOIIIIIIIIT!” Basically most of the cast of “As Above So Below”, “What’s that, this supposed passageway to hell is shifting in ways to reveal passages that are unknown even to this expert catacomb guide despite his tag being on the walls? LET’S KEEP GOING!”

Track_Shovel OP ,

Abandoned mine explores too. Hey! Arsenic water and 100 year old dynamite! Geotechnical hazards! LETS GOOOOOO

HerbalGamer ,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

Like the guy in Cerro Gordo?

Agent641 ,

YOOOO whats up dingleberries its ya boy Ser Sploresalot, and today we’re dry-panning for gemstones in Wittenoom gorge!

Blackmist ,

I like to imagine the horror of going down an “unexplored” hole, being unable to turn around or back out, and crawling face first into the previous explorer’s boots.

Gork , to lemmyshitpost in Smite inbound

Nobody suspects the Pope. This is what makes him so dangerous.

unreachable , to lemmyshitpost in Smite inbound
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BoxerDevil , to lemmyshitpost in Smite inbound

But it probably wasn’t an apple. More likely to be a pomegranate

hperrin , to lemmyshitpost in Number 3

One fish, two fish. Three fish: poo fish.

Track_Shovel OP ,

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smuuthbrane , to lemmyshitpost in Smite inbound
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

Why, is he on the payroll of Big Doctor??

fossphi , to lemmyshitpost in Smite inbound

What the frick is happening in this image?

perishthethought ,

AI generated, I assume

Lenny ,

This is definitely photoshop. That’s Simon Cowell on the phone.

kbotc ,

“Saint Javelin”

One of the original Ukraine fundraisers back when the war started.

Siegfried ,

When russia still had tanks to javelinize… now is cheaper to just drop a deone and go home.

Anyway, each javeline apparently cost as much as a regular sized apartment in my city

chemicalwonka , to lemmyshitpost in Roll for initiative
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Be the light you want to see in the world

NJSpradlin , to lemmyshitpost in Roll for initiative

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  • explodicle ,

    I’d treat it as a thrown flask of oil. If they’re not proficient with improvised weapons and roll a natural 1 on the attack, they hit themselves.

    starman2112 ,
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    Crit fumbles are anti-fun

    explodicle ,

    Then don’t do that part

    starman2112 ,
    @starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

    You should take your own advice, your players who play martials will have a lot more fun if they aren’t dealing damage to themselves one in every twenty hits

    explodicle ,

    If you want to be good at improvised weapons, you can choose that.

    NJSpradlin ,

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  • starman2112 ,
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    Sure, but the question was “how you you as a DM rule this?” Unless you’re running a game where the players are all commoners, it’s safe to assume there’s a less than 1 in 20 chance of hitting yourself with a thrown weapon

    TheLowestStone ,
    @TheLowestStone@lemmy.world avatar

    Depends on the group. Some people love them.

    starman2112 ,
    @starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

    True, some people are casters

    micka190 ,

    Alchemist’s Fire is basically the Molotov Cocktail of 5e, so I’d just use that.

    1d4 Fire damage per round unless they take an action to put the fire out seems pretty reasonable to me. Puts it on par with a shortsword at the very least.

    Fireball’s damage is insane (the designers intentionally made it deal more damage than spells of the same level “because it’s an iconic spell”), so I wouldn’t really use it as a baseline for balancing anything, personally.

    AngryCommieKender ,

    Alchemist’s Fire also exists in 2.0, 2.5, 3.0, and 3.5. I dunno about WoW with dice 4th edition, or 1st edition. My parents had both the red and blue boxes, but we read the rules and immediately went for AD&D cause that was more flexible when we started the family game in Dragonlance.

    ThePyroPython , to noncredibledefense in Target locked. Smite inbound.

    The fuck is Simon Cowel doing there?

    Badeendje ,
    @Badeendje@lemmy.world avatar

    My thoughts exactly.

    LKPU26 ,

    This is how conspiracy theories start

    cows_are_underrated , to lemmyshitpost in Roll for initiative

    It’s wizard time motherfuckers. Fireball

    Mantis_Toboggan , to lemmyshitpost in Roll for initiative
    @Mantis_Toboggan@lemmy.world avatar

    BORTLES!

    pleb_maximus ,

    The BOAT!

    rockSlayer , to lemmyshitpost in Roll for initiative

    Remember kids, don’t tilt the bottle too much

    Transporter_Room_3 ,
    @Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

    Always be mindful of the mouth of the bottle!

    be careful that when you throw, angle the bottle so the fuel doesn’t spill out the mouth and light your own back on fire.

    ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
    @ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

    This makes me glad I never tried to make molotovs before cause I never thought of that

    JCreazy ,

    It honestly kind of seems like common sense to me lol I always overthink things though.

    ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
    @ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

    I mean yeah after thinking about it it’s intuitive.

    Problem is I never really thought about it lmao

    Zron ,

    Not a problem if you actually make them properly.

    The bottle is filled with a flammable liquid usually something thick like motor oil or diesel, and stoppered with a cork or cap, then a rag is tied around the neck of the bottle, not stuffed into it. Then the rag is lit, and the bottle thrown. When it hits, it’ll break and the lit rag ignites the fuel in the bottle.

    This is of course purely talking about the historical use of these devices. I definitely don’t condone anyone saving their wine bottles and corks for future reuse.

    Mr_Fish ,

    I definitely don’t condone anyone saving their wine bottles and corks for future reuse.

    Unacceptable, being against recycling like that. What about the turtles?

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