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MataVatnik , to memes in Vandals
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I was touring DC showing it to a German friend that was studying in the US. We were standing behind the capitol building when were approached by two missionaries(?) trying to get us to join their church. One says to me, “everything thay has happened and everything that will happen is in the Bible”. So I straight up ask him “When will DC get sacked?”, and they decided to cut the conversation right there because they assumed I was trolling. Well, what do you know, two years later, same place where i asked that question, Jan 6 happens. I guess it wasn’t such a stupid question after all.

MataVatnik ,
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

Also, another unrelated story from that trip. We were walking around the memorial fountain when a lady comes up to us “We are going to thank our veterans, come join us in thanking our veterans”, they seemed to be WWII veterans and my German friend says “Well I guess I should thank them for not killing my grandfather”

CableMonster ,

Its actually the reverse, DC has been sacking america for generations.

highwind84 , to memes in Gulp

“Special military operation”

TimeSquirrel ,
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"I am willing to give your lives to the cause."

cout970 ,

“Some of you will die, but don’t worry I have plenty to spare”

Thcdenton , to lemmyshitpost in Culkin

Damn she’s aging rough.

can ,

Hey, at least she’s outdoors having the time of her life.

Bonehead ,

She's 63 and lost half a lung to cancer after losing her mother and her sister within a short time. That tends to age people faster.

CitizenKong ,

Honestly, knowing that, she actually doesn’t look all that bad.

poppy ,

On top of that she’s a very pale person and would suffer sun aging much easier as well.

SonicBlue03 , to lemmyshitpost in awwww

Not very scrotum-like. But also not very heart-like.

nyahlathotep ,
@nyahlathotep@sh.itjust.works avatar

imo more scrote than heart

Viking_Hippie ,

Title of your autobiography!

Mongostein ,

I had a hair on my screen so I was convinced

BedSharkPal , to lemmyshitpost in awwww

That barely looks like a heart on a good day.

SpeakinTelnet ,

Getting closer to anatomically accurate hearts

SnokenKeekaGuard , to lemmyshitpost in Culkin
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I hate how accurate the freeze dried part is

Granixo , to lemmyshitpost in awwww
@Granixo@feddit.cl avatar

ewww

ivanafterall , to lemmyshitpost in awwww
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Are you suggesting my scrotum isn't cute?

Track_Shovel OP ,

Better post a pic so we can judge

ApathyTree ,
@ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Yes.

Prove me wrong.

(Plz don’t actually… I can’t handle that much awe in one lifetime)

GrayBackgroundMusic , to memes in Fleshy Pods

Gunk seeds!

ROCK AND STONE!!!

Slovene , to lemmyshitpost in A godless time

Wanna see something even more fucked up? m.youtube.com/watch?v=NI0iioInnH8

Track_Shovel OP ,

Ordinary Sausage is in my pantheon of food criminals

HootinNHollerin , to lemmyshitpost in A godless time

Vampires HATE this simple trick

synapse1278 , to lemmyshitpost in A godless time
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I want to see a video. I need to know what happens.

mishielda1234 ,
boatsnhos931 , to memes in Fleshy Pods

Looks like it was a recycled idea from fallout when the super mutants had those bags of flesh and organs hanging everywhere with ammo and stimpaks lol

Num10ck , to lemmyshitpost in A godless time
Rekonok , to memes in Fleshy Pods
@Rekonok@sh.itjust.works avatar

If any of you testicles looks like this you have to see a doctor

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