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curiousPJ , to lemmyshitpost in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!

Will it take care of the nano-plastics for me or is that an upcoming firmware update?

Kidplayer_666 ,

Never buy a product based on a promise of a future update

Track_Shovel OP ,

it will, but please do not eat the oysters. However, even the oysters cannot save your from nanoplastics.

dantheclamman ,
@dantheclamman@lemmy.world avatar

They are confirmed to be able to gather nano-plastics as larvae, and microplastic as adults, though no studies have looked at nanoscale particles in adult oysters from what I could find. They may ingest the plastic or package it up in mucus to expel as “pseudofeces”, trapping the plastic particles in the sediment. Source: I study bivalves

ShadowRam , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Why is she making KD at 1:30 am?

Tell me you're Canadian without telling me you're Canadian

usualsuspect191 ,

My Canadian?

eezeebee ,
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

Who is your Canadian and what does he do?

Blyfh ,

Don’t own them! Slavery is illegal!

M137 ,

Show me you’re too dumb to understand basic grammar without saying you’re too dumb to understand basic grammar.

Ghostalmedia ,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Easy there. This isn’t Reddit. Let’s not resort to name calling over apostrophes.

ShadowRam ,

your you're... ya ya..

This isn't a fuckin spelling quiz

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

How aboot no.

shiveyarbles , to memes in No! No! I don't want to conduct performance reviews! You can't make me!

Lol this is my career. I am close to retirement but I always rejected management. Respect the Peter Principle

Track_Shovel OP ,

I’m not close to retirement, but I see this starting to happen to me.

I’m not opposed to managing people, but I would rather self immolate than to review timesheets.

thechadwick , to memes in a real feel good story

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5e0ddd3b-b069-49d4-a3d6-4fb8caa22145.jpeg

That cozy Christmas feeling of getting your every need taken care of by an adoring fan…

vivadanang ,

Bates was such perfect casting for this part.

hOrni ,

I haven’t watched it, and I’m afraid of Kathy Bates.

vivadanang ,

Read the book first, it’s worth it.

HikingVet , to memes in You guessed WRONG!

How many people don’t take the time to look at what they are eating? Seriously, stop stuffing your face like you just got out of a concentration camp.

db2 , to memes in I tear myself open / I sew myself shuuut

The girl in the middle is like “yeah it’s okay I guess.”

helpImTrappedOnline , (edited )

Probably wondering why hubs stopped holding her

db2 ,

That one too, I was referring to what appears to be an unimpressed kid though.

Classy , to memes in lick🦎

There are times I hike out to the woods and find a nice spot where I can’t hear the lawn mowers, the car horns and tires, the barking dogs. I don’t smell the exhaust fumes and fertilizer. Nothing around me but birds, breeze, animals scurrying around, bugs in the grass.

These moments are so precious. I can turn the modern brain off for a bit and just be an animal in nature.

Kase ,

This guy lizards

ikiru , to memes in I'll just keep typing on my keyboard and shitposting memes

Me right now with my Sunday afternoon negroni.

Here’s to us, dog.

Track_Shovel OP ,

I’m a Manhattan guy, myself.

ikiru ,

Black Manhattan is one of my favorites!

You just sub the vermouth for Amaro Averna, I recommend it if you haven’t tried it. I may just make that next in your honor.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Never tried one like that. I do Dubonnet Manhattans, with orange bitters, and drunk cherries if I have them.

Dubonnet is more fruity, less woody/rotten vegetable that vermouth has. Highly recommend

ikiru ,

Hmm. Interesting. I never heard of it before so I don’t have any Dubonnet at home but I’ll try it at a bar next time and see how it goes. Thanks!

Sludgehammer , to memes in It ain't much, but it's honest work
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IIRC there has been speculation that teosinte was originally cultivated for their stalks which were juiced much like sugar cane. Only later when a mutation got rid of the rock hard seed coat did it become a grain crop.

nefurious_krankstar , to memes in pulling for you, pigeon bro
@nefurious_krankstar@lemmy.world avatar

have my card

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/78886119-ecb6-4f22-bae6-e3e2788bbe89.png

Lepsea ,

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark.

eochaid , to memes in It's been a long season already, and supply is not looking good
@eochaid@lemmy.world avatar

Ironically, pumpkin spice has absolutely no pumpkin in it. Its just Cinnamon, nutmet, ginger, cloves, and allspice.

Kalkaline , to memes in You wanted a hit, but maybe we don't do hits...
@Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

Someone has to provide the content, and it’s not me, so I’ll keep passing out the upvotes until better content comes along.

happyhippo , (edited ) to memes in oof

At least you fucking OWN the thing, tho

Evotech ,

Yet I don’t have any of them anymore

Ibex0 ,

I guess they’re in a closet… Deep in the back.

teft , to memes in Online Safety
@teft@startrek.website avatar

They wouldn’t call them Great Old Ones if they were bad for you. /taps head

dannoffs , to memes in A bag could massacre a village
@dannoffs@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

A single bag of Takis could have killed more than the plague if released on Europe at the same time.

protist ,

Or at least could have given everyone instant ADHD

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