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mjhelto , to memes in Happy long weekend to the parents out there

As long as it can’t blink, cause that was the first disappointment I’m both the book and movie. Snakes don’t have eyelids.

Knuschberkeks ,

well, basilisks do apparently.

RickyRigatoni , to memes in You guessed WRONG!
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

Eating anything thinking it’s going to be something else is always a bad time.

I hated grapefruits because the first time I bit into one I thought it was an orange.

I hated rye bread because the first time I had it was one of the swirly ones and I thought the dark swirl was chocolate.

But both times once I gave it some time and tried it again knowing what it was I loved it.

Lord_ToRA , to memes in When I pass another memelord posting dank memes at the same time as me
@Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world avatar

It sucks seeing so many people praise this dude when they were needlessly toxic to me because I made a harmless joke they didn’t like. Then they deleted their toxic comment and no one believes me.

Track_Shovel OP ,

I’m no angel myself, and can trash talk with the best of them. I just like his memes. He could be a shitlord, festering in an cramped alley, with a rat for a pet, for all I know.

lolcatnip ,

You could take it as evidence he’s embarrassed he made that comment. I certainly have bad days when I’m needlessly harsh and regret it later.

ironhydroxide , to memes in We are going to get through this, I promise you.

Frog has seen some things.

Track_Shovel OP ,

That’s why he will get you through

ArmokGoB ,

The horizontal pupils help.

Killercat103 , to memes in You guessed WRONG!
@Killercat103@infosec.pub avatar

In general I don’t like squishy chips randomly laid out in my food. It feels like I come over a rotten or moldy part.

Maddie , to memes in You guessed WRONG!
@Maddie@sh.itjust.works avatar

This is always an improvement

Ddhuud , to memes in I for one welcome our new penguin overlords

Disdain for the poor didn’t come from nothing, that’s the evolution of racism.

taanegl , to memes in Jesus wept

He said nay, this was not the sweet soul fulfilling harmony of cherubim, but only admiration of it’s greatness. He proclaimed unto them that he couldn’t remember the greatest psalm in the world, that his words then and there was but a tribute.

theotherone , to memes in Weekend Decisions
@theotherone@kbin.social avatar

Does visiting a dispensary count as getting things done ?

EmhyrVarEmreis ,

A heroin dispenseary?

Sabre363 ,

Only if you put some pants on

MxM111 ,

And can count.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Please answer soon. I'm about to go to the dispensary and would prefer not to wear pants, if it's an option...

theotherone ,
@theotherone@kbin.social avatar

Perhaps a nice tennis skirt?

ensignrick ,
@ensignrick@startrek.website avatar

And a respectable ascot.

cedeho , to memes in Jesus wept

Can’t you see he’s the man, let me hear you applaud, he is more than a man, he’s a shiny golden God.

MonsterWithBow ,

If you think it’s time to fucking rock and fucking roll out of control

cedeho ,

well then you know you got to rock the block, and fucking suck my fucking cock

toaster , to memes in Rocket, 1914

And slightly higher in Toronto.

lightnsfw , to memes in panik

I like to get all my emotions out in the shower before work.

AceFuzzLord , to memes in D'aww

Ah, yes, more news on the real rulers of New York: the rats. Step aside humans! Do not interrupt your superior overlords!

Akasazh , to memes in D'aww
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

Bizarre sentence structure is.

FReddit , to memes in Go on Fro-dough!

Sweet!

someguy3 ,

What does mine say?

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